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RATINGS: 140   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.73/5   EST. CALORIES: 300   ABV: 10%
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Dont wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isnt like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Imperial chocolate milk stout brewed with real cocoa, clocking in at 10%abv, and making love to your mouth like a horny sorority girl.

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3.8
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
Andrew196 (1731) - Katy, Texas, USA - MAR 11, 2017
Draft at Growler - pours almost black, mahogany edges, frothy tan head. Aroma is aggressively chocolate, cocoa powder. Milky initially on the tongue with a tinge toward the finish. Heavy chocolate again, lactose, traces of nuttiness, dark roast. These guys do everything aggressive so I would expect nothing different if theyre looking for chocolate. Good but not their best... The chocolate dominated everything else.

3.5
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 15/20
DrunkSanta410 (880) - Houston, Texas, USA - FEB 18, 2017
Tap at the brewery. Black pour, thick head. Aroma is milk chocolate, cocoa, faint licorice and vanilla. Taste is cocoa, milk chocolate, lightly bitter dark chocolate aftertaste. Huge chocolate bomb. Bit overly sweet. Faintly boozy. Pretty good.

4.1
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 16/20
bulldogops (2490) - Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA - NOV 15, 2016
Rating #2295 - 2016.01.05 - 650mL bottle from CBI - this got some limited play in Western Canada on a Clown Shoes shipment. Beautiful dark brown pour with a fairly foamy tan head with mild lacing. Aroma is chocolate, coffee, roasted malt. Taste is oaty and thick, almost sludgy on the mouth feel, but layered with hints of vanilla and chocolate. Medium alcohol warmth. Depth of complexity and character for just another horny sorority girl.

3.8
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 17/20
hayduke (5094) - Eureka, California, USA - AUG 1, 2016
Sampled at esbls. In the sample glad was black with tan foam. Nose of well roasted chocolate malts with some coffee. Mddiiiml body. Flavor is roasted malts, with the chocolate and coffee in good balance. Finishes bitter/ Very nice.

3.6
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 16/20
Strykzone (7113) - Wood River, Illinois, USA - JUL 18, 2016
Sampled at esbls. Very dark with a beige head. Big chocolate everything. Dry dark bitter brings dry bitterness. Roast with all of that chocolate. If you like chocolate . . . . .

4.2
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 16/20
rougeau13 (2748) - Richmond, Texas, USA - JUN 9, 2016
On tap at Whole Foods. Black with a lacy tan head. Aroma of dark chocolate, roast, and coffee. Taste is rich, roasty and bitter. Full bodied and smooth. Well done.

3.6
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 14/20
Theydon_Bois (18424) - Hazlemere, the lower Xhitlerns, Buckinghamshire, ENGLAND - MAY 15, 2016
Crowler shared in the Fart Dungeon, thanks to Daniel, 29/01/16. Pitch black with a dirty tan head. Nose is dark chocolate, liquorice, spice, roasted malt. Taste comprises roast malt, bitter cocoa, tar, liquorice stick, molastic qualities, black pepper trace. Full bodied, fine carbonation, rising boost in the close. Respectable enough impy.

4
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
phaleslu (9845) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - FEB 25, 2016
Crowler shared by djd07 - thanks again, DJ! The otherwise blank crowler was markered up with the name of the beer and "about 10%" on it. Pours an opaque dark cocoa brown with a small beige head that settles into a tiny ring. Notes of chocolate, coffee, roasted malts, ash, caramel, and tobacco. Medium-bodied, with low carbonation and a roasty, rich mouthfeel. Nice.

3.5
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 14/20
DSG (13780) - Tel Aviv, ISRAEL - FEB 12, 2016
[1/29/16] Crowler sample at a hotel room bottle share during RBWG 2016 in Santa Rosa. Thanks everyone who shared bottles! Black with a tan head. Aroma of roast, coffee, licorice, hops. Roasty flavor with chocolate, coffee, licorice, bitter hops. Medium-bodied.

3.4
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 13/20
Ferris (14134) - Burnaby, British Columbia, CANADA - JAN 30, 2016
Growler - Sweet, dark roast, cocoa and light ashtray. Jet deep brown with a small brown head. Sweet and big bitter roast with a huge bitter finish.
Earlier Rating: 8/1/2015 Total Score: 3.7
Bottle - Sweet dark chocolate and lots of cocoa. Jet black brown with a nice brown head. Sweet dark chocolate, cocoa and a milk chocolate finish. Tons of chocolate, bit on the sweet side. Pretty decent.


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