Big_Dunc (35) - Glasgow, Bedfordshire, ENGLAND - JAN 27, 2012
This beer is like nothing else. It attacks your taste bud from every angle. It is a love it or hate it beer much like a Islay whiskey. Very smokey yet flavour some. An amazing bitter twang. Brown in colour with a slight hear. You could share a bottle betwween two but would struggle to finish more than one to yourself. Jump4HOPS (1) - Indiana, USA - MAY 8, 2012 does not count
I loved this beer..After taking a drink I had the urge to bite into a smoked flank of lamb. That said, it has a very smoky aftertaste. This smoky flavor is somewhat balanced by a slightly sweet taste. In the brewing video, they said they used shortbread cookies. In short, it was unlike any beer I have ever tasted, a collaborative beer warrants a distinct taste and Bitch Please offers you that. Gunner2804 (3) - Quebec, CANADA - JUL 6, 2012 does not count
I was lucky enough to grab one of these at the Cervetica in Spain at an
incredible price. Im not much for descriptions and break downs but here's one word intense!
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone dhxl11 (2) - - SEP 29, 2012 does not count
if you like scotch n you like petey scotch, youíll get a boner for this beer. if not, why even rate it...? zebra (2096) - Illinois, USA - JAN 28, 2012
peatily delicious. but not for everyone. delighted to have it as my 1000th.
poisoneddwarf (2511) - Coeur dí Alene, Idaho, USA - JUN 7, 2012
11.16 oz bottle. Pours a murky brown with a medium beige head with good retention; reduces to a collar and a little lace after a few minutes. Aroma is peaty--smells a bit like smoked ham; the whiskey comes through faintly. Taste is much more smoky than most Scottish or Scotch ales--this isnít just a hint of peat, this is a full-on smoked ale; at least it tastes like it. It starts out lightly sweet before becoming quite bitter, but itís the smokiness that dominates the palate. There are tobacco/leather flavors and a little bit of caramel. Iím surprised at the low scores for this on here. This beer is the shit, motherfucker! (said in a Samuel L. Jackson voice) I donít know, the name Bitch Please brings out the Samuel Jackson in me. SudsMcDuff (8382) - .....Manchester United.........., Texas, USA - JAN 4, 2012
Got as part of my Xmas gift from MA, thanks mommy! .. . Pours a deep amber maple .. medium foam, awesome lacing for such a high grav .. . fantastic whiffs of scotch and wood smoke, like a santa hat that has sat on top of a chimney .. . super smooth, and something i would drink a case of EasY!! if not for the steep price of almost $15 a bottle .. . definitely a case of peaty than smokey , but i fuckin dug it!!! . . . . Hmm.. That seems to be all you can say. When you were in that coma, did you feel your brain getting damaged? rougeau13 (2954) - Richmond, Texas, USA - MAR 4, 2012
Hazy ruby-brown with a modest beige head that fades to a quick ring. Aroma of whiskey barrel, peat, dark fruit and caramel. The taste is much the same: wood, whiskey, peat, dark fruit... A little sweet, a little bitter, a little boozy... Lovely. Medium body. Effing beautiful. rarbring (2294) - LinkŲping, SWEDEN - NOV 17, 2012
Aroma: Smelling mainly of smokey peat, almost burnt rubber, sweet dried fruit nuances, and hopps, grass.sputnikus (96) - Brno, CZECH REPUBLIC - DEC 14, 2012
Appearance: The beer is dark, almost black with hints of ruby, probably clear. A tan high head that settles slowly and leaves loads of lacing.
Taste: The taste starts with dark sugar and bread, burned crust, charred wood, smoked sausage, sweet dried fruits, dates and figs. Some lemon zest.
Palate: Little carbonation, soft, sticky and oily, a huge body, a dry finish.
Overall: Lots of things going on here, in a well balanced taste explosion!
Note: On-tap at De Klomp. Reviewed 2011-05-28.
Bottle. Beer is dark brown with tan head. Smells after smoke, dried fruit and that little whiskey volatility. Taste is going after aroma with nice sweetness. Medium body with soft carbonation, creamy texture and long, warmth finish. Overally nicely balanced barley wine with that really exciting fruit note in it.