DrnkMcDermott (3096) - Downers Grove, Illinois, USA - MAR 21, 2012beernutz327 (1) - - JUN 7, 2017 does not count
50 cent loose can at the Jewels. I’ve pulled weeds, re-strung my hop plants that are already shooting out, tidied in the garage, it’s 83F on March 21; time for a lawnmower beer!
Pours out very pale indeed, although the slightly yellow color remaining is not without its amusements. It’s a freakin’ "pale lager," that’s worth a 3. Head does stay up after a few minutes. Smell is of the metal tang of the usual over processed light beer, some cooked corn. But the taste. Ah, the taste. The words "fuzzy slugs" came to mind. Plenty of DMS to go around, plus still the fusel alcohol not of a bag of fermented sugar and corn squeezins. Some sourness, too, adding up to too much unwanted stuff getting in the way of any possible beer character. Of course, I’m rating this while drinking it slowly. If I had shotgunned this in 3 or 4 seconds, it might have gone down more easily.
Saw a 12 pack on sale at my local store for $4.99, thought what the hell?. That should have been my first clue. Beer smells like chemicals and looks like horse piss when you pour into a glass. Tastes like stale corn nuts mixed with glue and a sad attempt to mask over with hops. If I could have given a lower score I would have. The only positive, and this was really for a gag, was I brought a 12 pack to a BYOB just to see the look on people’s faces. That was $5 well spent! Bulk_Carrier (6065) - Vermont, USA - JUN 15, 2014
Oh boy, found an after hockey game beer review. Here goes.
Two cans taken home for a review.
Poured into a pint glass.
The appearance was a transparent yellow with fast rising carbonated bubbles trying to fill a rapidly dieing bubbly head.
The smell had some cooked corn that came across in a bland sort of way.
The taste was bland but somewhat sweet through the cooked corn.
The palate was super light with sweet carbonation about it.
Overall, honestly, all those years I used to pound this in the locker room after my games and I look back and think to myself, I must have been pretty thirsty to have this as I probably wouldn’t come back to it. thome50 (1294) - Morro Bay via Orange County, California, USA - MAR 17, 2013
Can. $5.99 for a 12 pack. I needed cans for a camp out and this seemed to hit the spot. Pours a very fizzy yellow with big white head. Aroma of corn, plastic, tin, lager crust. Taste is sweet corn, metal, slight sting as it goes down. Overall, this is a 50 cent beer that is worth about 5 cents. bpreo (2832) - Eugene, Oregon, USA - JUN 7, 2012
Awful, worthless beer. Tastes like glue (according to my girlfriend, not me). jcweaver (768) - VA Beach, Virginia, USA - NOV 4, 2011
Can. Cheap and tasteless. Pours pale yellow with a medium white head. Nasty, skunky aroma. Little taste. Mostly a sweet, corn tasting water. NOT BEER. sportzfreeka (3) - Washington, USA - JUN 30, 2011 does not count
Cheapest Beer I’ve found. Never had heard of it, seems like no one has. Brought some to a party and it was an instant hit showing it to people and making jokes about it. Has an awful awful aftertaste. Really a bad brew but it’s cheap as shit and no one knows about it so it’s kind of fun to drink in that regard. Go Buck Wild with Buck Range! drdisque (830) - Illinois, USA - JUN 7, 2011
12 Oz Can at a party. Thin, watery, slightly metallic and malty. The slightest touches of roasted grain flavor. Inoffensive - better than Miller lite. obguthr (6298) - Staunton, Virginia, USA - JUN 5, 2011
Can: Only 3 ratings? This stuff has been on the market for months. I thought there were more tickers than that! On to the business at hand. Shitty sweetness, corn on the nose, slightly chemical as well. Clear piss yellow, thick white head. Astringent and flavorless, save for a lemony cardboard flavor. It doesn’t even remotely taste like beer. Unsweetened water with a squeeze of lemon juice. Aha! I knew it was impossible to make beer cheaply enough to sell it for $5 per 12 pack! Sold only in grocery stores owned by SuperValu (Jewel-Osco, Farm Fresh, some Albertsons, etc.) If it wasn’t for tickers, there would be no point in this beer. This beer is just a few ratings short of qualifying for the Worst 50 list. envane (570) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - MAR 15, 2011
This is Jewel store brand cheap beer.
Clear light yellow with a small white head. Aroma of corn and grain. Taste is corn with a sour and metallic finish. Watery.