ccex (1288) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 14, 2017
Wifey-poo convinced me to relax my principles and buy some of this corporate enfeeblement juice so that she and darling daughter could relax outside on one of the first really hot days of this summer. Darling daughter (an accomplished chef at age 24) couldn’t finish one of these 8 ounce cans and left home abruptly, in a huff,
If I could blame an evil corporate brewery for disrupting my family bliss, this would be the catalyst drink, If I try to rate it as a beer, it’s just as culpable. I have faith that darling daughter will come back home in a few days, but I suspect that Anheuser-Busch will still keep pumping this drink out to the worst.
grocery stores and gas stations in everyones’ neighborhoods.
8 oz. can pours a juvenile reddish pink with no head and no lacing. Aroma is Bud Light and artificial strawberry syrup (think Slurpee). Tastes more like Kool-Aid than tequila. Wifey-poo and darling daughter both said that this tasted like a strawberry margarita mixed with cheap beer. I couldn’t detect the beer. but the cheapness overwhelms. Body is medium with a syrupy mouthfeel,
The best things I can say about this corporate attempt to keep the public feeble-minded are 1)the cans are small enough (8 oz) to minimize the probability of vomiting after drinking only one or two, 2) it is still legal to purchase. 3) its myriad purchasers make our gross national product even more gross. and 4) its sweet, stupor-inducing flavor keeps lots of mediocre people passed out, therefore preventing many of the feeble-minded from any activity which might change society. ruigo (2706) - PORTUGAL - NOV 28, 2016
237ml can. Orangish red. Strawberry and sweet aroma. Taste is sweet with strawberry notes. Too sweet. bulldogops (2490) - Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA - AUG 16, 2016
Rating #1850 - 2015.08.06 - Girlfriend-purchased garbage that is taking up valuable food fridge space. This isn’t beer folks, this is malt-beverage-premix-alchopop stuff. Artificial medicinal strawberry, alcoholic, pre-made margarita that somehow has beer as a starting point. Might be suitable as Gettin’ Laid Lemonade. r464 (2360) - Earth, Pennsylvania, USA - JUN 4, 2016
Very pinkish red. Fruity and sweet, but very synthetic and carrying a tartness and medicine like flavor. Blah. GoufCustom (1979) - HONG KONG - APR 3, 2016
Bule (2137) - California, USA - MAR 25, 2016
237ml (8oz) can bought at The Q-Club in SoHo, Central.
Translucent water melon juice colour; Virtually no head and residual soapy white foam which fades in 5 seconds; No lacing with notable slight carbonation; Very sweet aroma of strawberry concentrate, lime juice, water melon, grape juice, cocktail booze, lemonade and sugar; Very strong sweet taste of tequila-like alcohol, with loads of sugar, liquorices, strawberry concentrate, water melon juice, lemonade and lime juice; Medium body, Thick and boozy palate; Mouth feel is sluggish, sugar-loaded margarita / cocktail booze mixed with sweet strawberry concentrate all the way. It’s not really strawberry syrup as it’s more juice than sugar, but bad anyway. Also there are lingering water melon juice and lemonade, both were sugar-contaminated. No malt or hops whatsoever. Really bad… Bitterness is mostly from the cocktail liquorices, quite notable but not enough to counter the sugar for an overtly sweet-cocktail bitter finish; Wet after taste. Very easy and extremely sweet to mouth.
Comments: If you think the original Lime-A-Rita is bad enough, this strawberry-infused “Rita” is much worse - sick, almost medicial sweet strawberry overwhelms what’s left of lime and lemonade. The presence of water melon taste is not welcoming. The whole thing is sickly sweet and as artificial as ever. Terrible!
Pours a bright pink color without any head. Strawberry syrup flavor. Sugary sweetness lingers.
ajnepple (6454) - Denver, Colorado, USA - FEB 21, 2016
Small sample from a small can. Big strawberry, sugary sweet aroma, not bad. The flavor is worse, mega sweet, sugary, fruity garbage juice. Pretty hard to drink this boost. Niko100 (2891) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - FEB 5, 2016
Red kool-aid color; Medium body; Aroma and flavor of sweet malt, strawberries, & sugar; Pretty artificial - a little better than the lime version. jandd1983 (4276) - Wentzville, Missouri, USA - JAN 18, 2016
Can. Sampled at gregwilsonstl’s tasting. It poured a hazy red color with no head. The aroma was of artificial lime, sugar and strawberry. The taste was similar to the aroma with more strawberry, sugar, lime and some alcohol. REDDOGICE (243) - nantucket, Massachusetts, USA - JAN 4, 2016
What in gods name is this? It's a taste so indescribably bad that I cannot place it. Sure it's strawberry, they said. It has 8% abv they said. Mix it with ice, they said. The taste is like a sugary kids cereal that is so cloying that it sticks to your tongue and roof of your mouth. The aroma is booze and you certainly get a nose full of it. The color of the "beer" is like someone played a cruel joke with red food coloring and Kotex. This will never pass through my lips again. I just needed to review it. 25 Oz. can bought at Schnucks Market in Saint Peters, Missouri.
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