RATINGS: 46   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.37/5   EST. CALORIES: 210   ABV: 7%
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With the slogan “Keep America Clean: Vote Filthy”, Clown Shoes has launched a campaign to get Phil into the White House, even if only to use the bathroom there. Phil owns a higher IQ than John Travolta in Phenomenon, has perfected more dance moves than Beyoncé, breaks more concrete slabs with his forehead than Chuck Norris in his prime, surfs ninety foot waves on a longboard, and he can sing with greater sweetness than angelic choir boys pouring their hearts out as they render Ave Maria.

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TXBadger (2811) - Dallas, Texas, USA - NOV 2, 2016
Pours a clear darker golden color with white head. Grass, hay, floral notes, and some light bread on the nose; follows onto the palate. Medium bodied. Finishes with plenty of malty flavors, bread, hay, cereal, and just a slight lingering pine note sneaks in.

3.9
superspak (6359) - Waterford, Michigan, USA - JUL 13, 2016
22 ounce bottle into tulip glass, bottled on 6/10/2016. Pours slightly hazy golden amber color with a 2 finger dense and rocky off white head with good retention, that reduces to a small cap that lingers. Nice spotty soapy lacing clings around the glass. Aromas of peach, apricot, pear, white grape, grapefruit, lemon zest, orange peel, light pepper/pine, cracker, bread, herbal, and floral/grassy earthiness. Very nice aromas with good balance and complexity of citrus/fruity/earthy hops and moderate pale malt notes; with good strength. Taste of peach, apricot, pear, white grape, grapefruit, lemon zest, orange peel, pepper, pine, cracker, bread, herbal, and floral/grassy earthiness. Moderate pine/citrus peel and herbal/spicy bitterness on the finish; with lingering notes of peach, apricot, pear, white grape, grapefruit, lemon/orange peel, pepper, pine, cracker, bread, and herbal/floral/grassy earthiness on the finish for a good bit. Very nice complexity, robustness, and balance of citrus/fruity/earthy hops and moderate pale malt flavors; with a great malt/bitterness balance, and zero astringent hop flavors after the finish. Moderate dryness from bitterness as well. Very clean on lager flavors with zero yeast notes present. Medium carbonation and body; with a very smooth, moderately sticky/resinous, and fairly grainy/bready balanced mouthfeel that is nice. Alcohol is very well hidden with minimal warming present after the finish. Overall this is a very nice imperial Pilsner style. All around nice complexity, robustness, and balance of citrus/fruity/earthy hops and moderate pale malt flavors; very smooth and easy to drink. A very enjoyable offering.

3.9
bhensonb (16110) - Woodland, California, USA - AUG 3, 2016
Tap at Capitol Beer in Sacramento, CA. Pours gold with a white head. Aroma suggests white berry fruit. Med body or better. Flavor is moderately bitter, bready malt in the background, white berry and pale stone fruits. A tad spicy - Saaz likely. It’s really good.

3.8
Obfuscate (613) - Minneapolis, - JUL 15, 2016
Pretty heavy for a pale lager. Decent beer nonetheless. Which is a stupid word.

3.8
marcus (10961) - Sacramento, California, USA - AUG 24, 2016
Bottle from Cap Tap. Pours golden with a thick white head and a faint floral aroma. There is a hearty pils flavor with a very dry bitter finish. Lots of flavor for a pils. This beer seems a bit underrated.

3.7
wlajwl (7279) - Quad Cities, Iowa, USA - JUL 8, 2016
Aroma is very dank hops and light fruit/citrus. The flavor is slightly sweet tropical fruit, grapefruit, hops/very slight hop resin, malts and a bitter/slightly sour/tart finish.

3.7
AmEricanbrew (7080) - Same Trailer, Different Park, Louisiana, USA - OCT 2, 2016
Bottle. Clear dark gold color with lasting ivory head. Dank, earthy, mild sulfur, pit fruit, herbal aromas. Smooth medium body. Nice toasty, cracker, berry fruit, earthy sulfur, citrusy herbal flavors---tangy fruity finish____ good

3.7
Dorkenstein (564) - - NOV 4, 2016
UPDATED: NOV 5, 2016 Aromas of sweet and sticky orange juice, pine needles and lemon rind too; as well as cereal grains. Tastes of mandarin oranges, lemon zest, pine needles, cereal malts, and sweet bread.

3.7
j12601 (13466) - Poughkeepsie, New York, USA - JUL 21, 2017
On tap at Underground. Pours a fairly clear gold with a medium sized white head. Soft toast on the nose, a bit of malt. A touch fruity with some pineapple tones. Medium bodied, soft and grainy, with a bit of pineapple. Moves to a very grainy bitterness, lots of toast. Crisp and easy with a touch of sweetness.

3.7
drfabulous (8995) - Lexington, Kentucky, USA - SEP 5, 2017
22 ounce bottle. Light to mid orange in color with some straw and a bit of hops to it. Nice.


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