Leighton (22836) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - AUG 31, 2010
Bottle. Pours clear, pale gold with a thin, filmy wite head. Strong sugar and grain aroma. Flavor is mild, which is probably a good thing. Some cereal and corn notes arrive. Light in body with crisp, sharp carbonation. Finishes lightly sweet with lingering sweetness. Not that bad. jtclockwork (17655) - , New Jersey, USA - SEP 18, 2010
Bottle. Pours a pale yellow with white head. Nose of musk, foot and pine. Taste of light malts and stale water. brokensail (16689) - Dublin, California, USA - FEB 21, 2010
A: The usual pale, pale yellow color with a bit of a white head that then subsides (very quickly). There are lots of tiny carbonation bubbles.
S: The smell is completely awful. It’s skunky and has lots of corn and rice. A bit of metal, and just a general odor about it that I can only describe as old garbage.
T: Almost exactly the same as the nose. It seems as though something has spoiled in the bottle--and by something, I mean a compost pile that baked in the Pomona sun.
M: Light, fizzy, and dry.
D: Absolutely the worst beer I’ve ever had. Normally I try to find something redeeming about the beer, but there just wasn’t really anything positive here. bhensonb (15993) - Woodland, California, USA - NOV 9, 2010
Bottle from Oak Tree. Pours light gold with a foamy white head. Grassy aroma above breadiness. Strange almost metallic start, quickly followed by sweetness, followed by grassy hop, quickly ending in a metallicness. The metallic seems to "go away" with the second sip, mostly. Don’t know what to say, except drain pour. Drake (14332) - Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA - FEB 10, 2010
This looks like its more gimmick than beer, 12 ounce bottle. Pours a clear pale gold color with a thin head. Poor head retention and lacing. Aroma is grassy, corny and not much else. Taste is grass, green apple, grain, green banana. Medium bodied,
shrubber85 (11710) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - SEP 29, 2012
Can. Hint of malt aroma. Pale yellow with moderate head. Light lemon and malt flavor. Minimal carbonation. At least this wasn’t as expensive as his shitty shirts but I still feel ripped off. phaleslu (10913) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - OCT 7, 2010
12 oz. bottle from Friar Tuck in Crestwood. Part of a mix-a-six. I hate everything about Ed Hardy, but curiosity killed this cat. Pours a clear pale yellow with a small white head. Aroma of corn, skunk, and metal. Flavor is the same, mostly skunk and like a mouthfull of coins. Light-bodied, with above average carbonation and a metallic mouthfeel. I’m almost glad this beer is so terrible because the label and designer and fucking terrible. I thought the official beer of douchebags would taste more like vinegar and water. Fuck Ed Hardy, the people who design it, and the people who wear it. Don’t drink it, either. blipp (9929) - La Mesa, California, USA - APR 27, 2012
Bottle at the TURD Tasting. Pours light golden yellow with a white head. Relatively inoffensive, a little bit of grainy sweetness, but not much else. douglas88 (9797) - Portland, Oregon, USA - MAY 15, 2010
Bottle from the Utah State Store. Pours a clear yellow color with a medium white head. The aroma is sweet corn, malt. The flavor is a fizzy corn and malty sweet mix. Drinkable for sure. Not bad, not too good. drowland (9186) - Georgia, USA - JUL 27, 2010
7/24/10. 12oz bottle with HUGE thanks to Cavie. Hurray. Clear golden pour with a fizzy disappearing white head. Sweet and almost buttery aroma with a touch of apple. The flavor is quite plain,, but shows sweet apples, hay, caramel, and a dash of metal. Blech, much like it’s light counterpart.