SarkyNorthener (4676) - West Bromwich (Yorkshire Expat), West Midlands, ENGLAND - APR 16, 2013
Bottle. Pale gold, small head. Slight sulphur aroma. Taste is a little grainy and sweetish. Quite a dry finish. Average mass produced lager. ads135 (4727) - Omaha, Nebraska, USA - APR 14, 2013
Not the best mass marketed pilsener, but not the worst. Has some of the corn syrup sweetness, but mostly dry and cardboardy. fonefan (49554) - VestJylland, DENMARK - APR 5, 2013
The_Osprey (8211) - Richmond, Greater London, ENGLAND - MAR 18, 2013
Clear medium orange yellow colour. Aroma is light to moderate malty, hay, pale malt. Flavour is moderate sweet and light bitter with a average duration, malty, fruit. Body is medium, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft. 
Nov 2012 - tasteless lager, generic, boring and uninspiring. Drinkable and fine, like all lagers. No complaints, but wouldn’t have again. ManVsBeer (10669) - Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND - MAR 16, 2013
Ordinary but also passable lager which can feel a little dry in its character.
DylansDad (646) - North Shore, Auckland, NEW ZEALAND - MAR 14, 2013
Aroma: hints of corn and bleach. Taste: bleached corn with a little pepper. It’s the same old story with this generic, soul-less shit: if you cool it to near freezing, then knock it back before it has any chance of warming up, and if you have a group of friends with you to keep your mind off the beer, you could have more than one of these before you have to break out the good stuff. But that’s it. Rise up, O, Germany! This piss is brewed in your name! leaparsons (10613) - Wigston, Leicestershire, ENGLAND - MAR 2, 2013
Can. Golden with a large white foam. Aromas are grain, corn and metal with biscuit and grain. Lemon with peppery carbonation. Flavours are sweet corn with light lemon and apricot. Sugar with grain and a dry mellow hopped finish. Mediocre yet drinable if at zero degrees tampierre (1397) - Pilsen, CZECH REPUBLIC - FEB 16, 2013
Canned 440ml ; Devon ; UK ; Golden color with minimal head ; Bit of hoppy aroma ; Lightly floral taste ; Not good. FatPhil (16382) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - FEB 11, 2013
Theydon_Bois (19784) - Hazlemere, the lower Xhitlerns, Buckinghamshire, ENGLAND - JAN 6, 2013
500ml can ([email protected]
I’m denying any knowledge of this shit. Anna had it, not me. You didn’t see me drink any of it, so you can’t prove anything. Anna liked it. I thought it tasted of nothing - which proves that I couldn’t have had anything in my mouth!
Can at ChrisO tasting, thanks to Ian, 30/12/12.
Clear pale golden with a thin white dissinterested head.
Nose is pale malt, grain, light fart.
Taste follows with less of the fart - ie not much doing!
Light medium in body, some spritz in the carb.
Cack in a can!