drjay44 (3800) - Salida, Colorado, USA - OCT 20, 2017 KappaAlpha (5) - - APR 2, 2013
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Drank from a can at the insistence of a friend in the quest to find "the worst beer ever." I'm not sure if this is exactly it, but it's definitely a contender. From the first crack of the can I knew I was in for trouble. A sour smell filled the area, like ammonia--except mixed with bread. I poured the pale gold liquid into a can and watched the head fizzle and rapidly disappear. But that was only the beginning. I raised the glass to my lips and tasted the fountain from which all of our college parties stem. I was overcome with a sense of anguish and despair when I tasted a sour hoppy concoction race through my gullet and settle precariously in my stomach.
Ok, but really, no one drinks Keystone Light for the flavor or the craft quality or anything that makes a beer good, they drink it for the alcohol. This stuff pretty much goes down like water. Coors know their market better than I do. So, if you want a can of ammonia bread scented alcohol: look no further! You have arrived at your destination! If you want a beer that will put a smile on your face and allow you to enjoy its complex flavors and obsessive craft quality surrounding it in an almost omniscient aura... You're probably in the wrong place. In fact, you probably shouldn't be reading this review.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
24 oz can. Pours a short lived, effervescent head, without lacing, over a clear effervescent yellow (SRM 3).......nose is very light beer tones from both malts and hops.......taste is very light almost identifiable beer tones.....mouth feel, watery body, no alcohol, high carbonation. The style of a Pale Lager is light and uninteresting, with this particular being a super light member. It is only a way to deliver water to the kidneys with almost nothing in aroma and flavor. BJCP 4/3/4/1/2 meccahh69lol (324) - New Haven, Connecticut, USA - SEP 15, 2017
Ah Keystone Light, the beer of my college experience. I remember many late nights and early mornings drinking way to much of this water, and the nostalgia is strong. Looks and smells like peepee mixed with New Hampshire fraternity basement, tastes like gasoline. Probably best for cleaning out pipes and spilling on yourself. Good for Friday sick days, Repo Man, carrots in bed, and qt with your qt. Atom (2558) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - SEP 3, 2017
24oz can, where is my extra oz....., pours a clear pale golden straw with a large white head. Aroma of lightly musky corn malt. Taste of watery corn grain malt with faint, never bitter hops and some yeast. bmies (2) - - JUL 29, 2017 does not count
Not bold. Not full bodied. But cheap. Refreshing and delicious ............
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone AdamChandler (5150) - Enfield, New Hampshire, USA - JUL 16, 2017
very pale yellow 2 finger tight bubbly head. smells like old soap and cardboard. sugar and cardboard flavor. faint lemon, rice and paper finish
phranq (250) - - JUL 4, 2017
The only redeeming quality of this beer is that you can drink 10 in one sitting. Otherwise not great. JohananaV2 (278) - Hurst, Texas, USA - JUN 5, 2017
You get what you pay for here, it's not much of a beer but it's better than the other cheap crap beers. Stick with keystone tbh
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone smaynard6000 (1226) - Apopka, Florida, USA - APR 20, 2017
Can. Pours a pale straw color with big fizzy white head and lively carbonation. Typical grainy and corny macro aroma. Sweet and watery. Thin body. Exactly what one would expect. argo0 (14127) - Washington DC, USA - MAR 19, 2017
12oz can, supreme thanks to my dear friend Peregrinari. Small white head atop crystal clear pale straw body. Aroma is moderately sweet, cantaloupe, some cream of corn. Taste is moderately sweet, cantaloupe, some cream of corn, light bread. Light body, StoutBeerReviews (226) - Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA - FEB 18, 2017
Super smooth and easy drinking. This crap is cheap as hell, if your getting a watery light beer, this is the one to get