AceOfHearts (1374) - Mountain View, California, USA - APR 22, 2002
It seems like Lovejoy’s is the place to go in Austin if you want to take out anger on bad beers on this site. I am honored to be the first person to be rating the beer that COMPLETELY re-defines the word ’watery’. I think that even a 15-year old girl could drink this stuff and wriggle her eyebrows in surprise that someone gave her Evian and food coloring and told her that it was beer. Good God, I could chug it all day and feel nothing. It belongs on this site about as much as Zima does.