Salian (59) - Sale, Cheshire, ENGLAND - AUG 20, 2017 Jimthechap (2064) - Christchurch, - JAN 31, 2013
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
You cannot help but see a cross section of the other ratings of this beer. Barely a single on that is about 1.5 and an overall rating of n/a. Wow. So is this the blandest beer in the world? Lets see.
It looks nice enough I suppose, if you like yellowish beers with bugger-all head and coarse, nay flabby carbonation. A sniff reveals lightly soda-ish cornwater. A taste reveals even less. There is a vague suggestion of some flavour, but just immediately forgettable. No finish to speak of. Congratulations, you’ve brewed a beer so smooth it only carries the Michelob name, nothing else. It failed to carry any flavour, any positive impression and any desire to try it again.
I suppose I should say something positive: it didn’t have any faults. But then, it didn’t have any laudable qualities either.
Watery and without much taste, lots of fizz though. Best served ice cold on a very hot day. jat72 (4) - - JUL 29, 2017 does not count
UPDATED: JUL 29, 2017 Similar to drinking beer flavored water but easy to drink and very low on carbs daddy912 (3) - - JUL 28, 2017 does not count
Drinking this because my doctor put me on a low carb diet. Only 2.6 grams of carbs per 12 oz. One of the lowest. Tastes better in bottles than in cans. Doesn’t have bad flavor but has a watery aftertaste. Adding a splash of Rye (no carbs in whiskey) enhances the overall experience. smaynard6000 (1182) - Apopka, Florida, USA - JUL 20, 2017
Can. Pours a pale yellow color with very fizzy white head that is just... gone immediately. Faint grain aroma. Sweet and watery. Very thin body. Actually more flavorful than expected, which is not saying much anyhow. kfclovesbeer (1) - Utah, USA - JUL 19, 2017 does not count
Zesty and refreshing on a hot summer day. Smooth. Lite, easy on the palate and the figure.
cmacklin (1209) - Lethbridge, Alberta, CANADA - JUL 11, 2017
16 fl oz bottle. Pours a clear pale yellow with a thin, fizzy, fully dissipating, white head. Faint, sweet aroma of corn. Mildly sweet grainy flavour. Light body with a thin, watery texture and average carbonation. Very bland and flavourless but refreshing on a hot day in a bottled water kind of way. yespr (45869) - Copenhagen O, DENMARK - JUL 4, 2017
12 fl oz bottle. Pours clear and golden yellow, small white head. Aroma is cornish, grassy. Grainy. Mild sourish mash. Dry and grainy finish. bunget (994) - Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA - JUN 20, 2017
Can. Pale yellow body, medium white head with minimal retention and no lacing. Aroma of grains, corn, wet cardboard, metallic can and hard candies. Taste of grains, faint herbs, corn and mineral water. Watery indeed. csaso (2285) - Missouri, USA - JUN 3, 2017
Bottle - drank straight out of bottle, very basic pale aroma and flavor, fine for what it is I guess
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone beerhunter88 (1) - Maine, USA - JUN 3, 2017 does not count
This has to be the worst beer on the planet. If I had to choose between drinking a Michelob Ultra or drinking battery acid I’d go for the acid every time. Ultra tastes like dishwater.
Wanna get beat up in a bar? Order an Ultra and see how long it takes before you get punched out.