RATINGS: 374   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.19/5   EST. CALORIES: 90   ABV: 3%
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Fresh Crisp Flavor

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1.2
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 4/20
RCL (2030) - Waltham, Massachusetts, USA - DEC 20, 2008
Looks like well hydrated urine. This has virtually no flavor. What is there is like liquid cardboard. Tastes like envelope paste, but without that subtle soupcon of sweetness you get from licking a letter.

1.1
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 3/20
Nejhleader (1475) - Lemoyne, Pennsylvania, USA - DEC 9, 2008
basically carbonated water, but what do you expect? It is still a better beer then coors light.

1.6
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 3/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 5/20
puboflyons (3174) - Allenstown, New Hampshire, USA - DEC 6, 2008
From a 12 fl. oz. bottle 834997. Pours pale yellow with lots of carbonation and fizzy head. Smells like grass and water. Tastes like it too. Not terribly good but at least it is only 64 calories.

0.8
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 3/20
mweber962000 (82) - Illinois, USA - DEC 2, 2008
why would anyone spend that kind of money on this. it rerally isnt bad because it really isnt anything. but with a 3 % abv. it is overpriced water.

0.9
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 3/20
Strykzone (6860) - Wood River, Illinois, USA - NOV 29, 2008
For lovers of flavorless beer this one is for you. As well as being flavorless it offers a substantial lack of aroma. It is difficult to put into words just how blah this beer is.

0.5
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
keepersj12 (3070) - Sicklerville, New Jersey, USA - NOV 28, 2008
I was going to give it a two for appearance but then I took a closer look. It is yellow with some white at the top. Could be a pencil.

0.8
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
Beershine (5224) - The Sunshine State, Florida, USA - NOV 28, 2008
Bottle, part of Oakes’ campaign to get Shiney to drink more swill...Looks like regurgitated cow piss: A radioactive glow on a urine-colored body. Smells like cud. Factory-hulled grain is barely roasted. Baby diapers. Pokey spikey, pin prickle--lovely mouthfeel....ooooooweeeeee yowzah, the badness is bad. Tastes like regurgitated hay, sundried cowpies, tree bark filled with termite pee. Delightful indeed. Fermented bee shit rounds out the finish. Fun poopy stuff.

1.1
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 3/20
zathrus13 (1767) - Mount Laurel, New Jersey, USA - NOV 28, 2008
Pale yellow, with a white head. Aroma and flavor, what there of it, is grain. Watery. Better than UItra, but what isn’t?

0.5
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
Oakes (15821) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - NOV 27, 2008
Really pale straw colour. Smells like cud, pee and other animal effluvia. The taste is watery, grassy...kind of like urine but without the ammonia. Truly noxious stuff.

0.6
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
MrBunn (2750) - The Wet Side of a Dry Town, Pennsylvania, USA - NOV 21, 2008
Bottle. As with any clear bottle (frown), color is no surprise. Here it is a lovely urine, and unleashes a fizzy but ephemeral head. Aromas are... well... nonexistent. I’ve tried and there is nothing there. At this point I pause to ask myself where these suspected 64 calories are coming from. It certainly isn’t from flavor... this beer is flat out the most watery thing I’ve tried. There is a hint of grain, and that’s it. It’s not like it is foul... so it does get a little bit of a score, but there is NOTHING there. The emperor has no clothes! This is not beer.


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