keepersj12 (3137) - Sicklerville, New Jersey, USA - NOV 28, 2008
I was going to give it a two for appearance but then I took a closer look. It is yellow with some white at the top. Could be a pencil. Beershine (5224) - VANCOUVER, British Columbia, CANADA - NOV 28, 2008
Bottle, part of Oakes’ campaign to get Shiney to drink more swill...Looks like regurgitated cow piss: A radioactive glow on a urine-colored body. Smells like cud. Factory-hulled grain is barely roasted. Baby diapers. Pokey spikey, pin prickle--lovely mouthfeel....ooooooweeeeee yowzah, the badness is bad. Tastes like regurgitated hay, sundried cowpies, tree bark filled with termite pee. Delightful indeed. Fermented bee shit rounds out the finish. Fun poopy stuff. zathrus13 (1776) - Mount Laurel, New Jersey, USA - NOV 28, 2008
Pale yellow, with a white head. Aroma and flavor, what there of it, is grain. Watery. Better than UItra, but what isn’t? Oakes (18543) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - NOV 27, 2008
Really pale straw colour. Smells like cud, pee and other animal effluvia. The taste is watery, grassy...kind of like urine but without the ammonia. Truly noxious stuff. MrBunn (2844) - The Wet Side of a Dry Town, Pennsylvania, USA - NOV 21, 2008
Bottle. As with any clear bottle (frown), color is no surprise. Here it is a lovely urine, and unleashes a fizzy but ephemeral head. Aromas are... well... nonexistent. I’ve tried and there is nothing there. At this point I pause to ask myself where these suspected 64 calories are coming from. It certainly isn’t from flavor... this beer is flat out the most watery thing I’ve tried. There is a hint of grain, and that’s it. It’s not like it is foul... so it does get a little bit of a score, but there is NOTHING there. The emperor has no clothes! This is not beer.
scooterbub (1067) - Lander, Wyoming, USA - NOV 21, 2008
Bottle. Pours a light yellow with a thin white head. Aroma is of corn. Taste is sort of sweet and of corn. Fairly smooth and clean tasting, but not as watery as what I though it would be. Overall, it is not as good as MGD, but it is a pretty good light beer. Also having only 64 calories is kind of neat and a positive. chandler0201 (650) - Durham, North Carolina, USA - NOV 1, 2008
Devoid of aroma more or less, slight hint of hops maybe. Flavor of minimal alcohol and water, lots and lots of water. No wonder this is 64 calories, they replaced all the alcohol with WATER! cheap (6009) - Beaver Valley, Beaver County, Pennsylvania, USA - OCT 31, 2008
Two silver 12 oz cans in a big clear tumbler. Fairly clean aroma, nothing negative nor offensive. Very pale, yellow ubiquitous american lager appearance. Not as pale as some ciders or perries. Tea froth head. Rather mild initially on the taste buds. First taste impression has a background of soda water to an extent, but there is enough beer personality so that you don’t mistake it for something other than beer. Good tingly carbonation is appreciated. Not offensive and lacks any unique craft personality. Not bad for a repeatable session. Has hints of a dull processed lager on the finish. Does not linger. Headbanger (4020) - Aurora, Illinois, USA - OCT 30, 2008
12oz can-Pours a clear golden body with a small white covering. Aroma of grains. Taste of light hops, grains, and some crispness. This light bodied brew finishes with a slight bit of malt and a clean finish. A good brew to sit around and watch some football or outside mowing on a hot day. It fits its purpose. daknole (11050) - Scottsdale, Arizona, USA - OCT 29, 2008
Jesus christ this is the stankest, foulest, nasties, grossest, smelliest, horrible beer ever. Why I ask? WHY? For the love of god do not drink this...DO NOT DO IT.