phallicsaurus () - - JUL 23, 2017 poochy (11) - Aiken, South Carolina, USA - DEC 2, 2012
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Honestly, this looks like carbonated toilet water after a long night at the bar. Luckily that carbonation stays with you on the way down - a flat high life is a bit like toast without butter; incomplete, archaic, miserable. With the boost of bubbly and the champaign of beers is the standby go-to for when you want to celebrate... in the dank unfinished basement at your parents place.
UPDATED: JUL 23, 2017 This is actually a pretty good tasting beer in my opinion. There are a lot of people on here bad-mouthing it, but all in all it’s pretty good. yes it’s a lesser expensive beer but that doesn’t make it any lesser quality. It has a very mellow yet hoppy taste. MaltMuse43 (1) - - JUL 12, 2017 does not count
Nectar of the gods, poured from the hand of Zeus and delivered to you my friend. Drink and drink well my friends. The color of dehydrated piss, but far from the taste, a slight taste of corn with a hint of barly. Drinking straight from the bottle, very smooth, sorry snobs get a life and your head out of your vags, good beer at a good price. DavidWoodruff (624) - Windsor, California, USA - JUN 21, 2017
Beautiful clear gold with a large white head. Grainy aroma, more adjunct smelling than malted barley. Clean light, dry malt/corn flavor. Minimal bitterness. Perfect for a heatwave, but otherwise not much going on here. GDIGITAL (1) - - JUN 21, 2017 does not count
Come on, Grab a high life, mow your own damn lawn, be content. Snobs need not apply. rdixon77 (2835) - Georgia, USA - JUN 5, 2017
Great slogan. Great logo. Weak beer but fine BBQ or lawnmower beer. There you have it.
nosnow (1) - - MAY 29, 2017 does not count
Still my favorite beer, I was weaned on Coors, military got me with Lucky Lager, being broke sent me to Beer Beer (made by Lucky), tried the Olympia, Rainier route but then 50 years ago it happened, Miller High Life became my go to for all time. CHEERS !!
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone meccahh69lol (223) - New Haven, Connecticut, USA - MAY 23, 2017
I have probably still had more High Life to drink than any other beer as it is heavily skewed by the year or two of college where I drank it almost exclusively so it would be wrong to rate this any lower. It pours pee pee yellow, smells like aluminum banana farts, and goes down smooth especially if its cold. An American classic, the platonic ideal of garbage macro brews. Good for trying to rid the taco bloat from your body by eating a burger as if that will help for some reason. datfanman (4) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - MAY 21, 2017 does not count
I don't care what anyone says. If you're at a crappy basement punk concert and it's between High Life and Pabst, High Life is gonna get the job done.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone gripweed57 (2463) - Hamilton Square, New Jersey, USA - MAY 18, 2017
From old tasting notes. Pale gold color. Rocky white head. Sour fruit malt aroma. Light crisp dry malt flavor. Highly carbonated. Very light body and flavor. RickAucoin (1) - Plano, Texas, USA - MAY 15, 2017 does not count
What’s not to love about the classic American Pilsner?
Miller. High Life, in a bottle. The champagne of beers.
In spite of the classic tag line, it’s not a pretentious beer. In fact if beer could be blue collar union worker, Miller High Life would be that beer.
A sharp first taste, almost tart. After few sips the sweetness of the corn mellows out the sharp flavor yet stays light, effervescent.
And for the love of God, drink it ice cold. This is not a beer that remains drinkable at room temperature. 8)
This is the macro beer that you don’t have to be embarrassed to be seen holding. Because anyone who’d sneer at a beautiful clear bottle of fizzy yellow gold Miller High Life? Well that’s just not the sort of person you should be trying to impress anyway.
Just listen to the song. Hear Johny Mack on the piano keys, tinkling lightly?
“If you’ve got the time / we’ve got the beer (Miller beer)
Miller tastes too good to hurry through / but when it’s time to relax / Mil-ler stands clear (beer after beer)
If you’ve got the time (if you’ve got the time) / we’ve got the beer (Miller beer).”
That tune? It sounds exactly like Miller High Life, in a bottle, tastes.