pkbites (946) - Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA - APR 10, 2002
I’d rather drink warm piss than a cold Miller Lite. This is not beer!
This is colored water with a dab of alcohol in it! Shame on you, Miller! maxhits (172) - Pico Rivera, California, USA - APR 8, 2002
25 Years Old and Still the Number One Lite Beer in America. Contains a profuse amount of carbonation and a produces a very thin foam head when poured. It smells of perfumey yeast and corn, and has a very faint hop nose. It finishes very flat in taste. Tom Servo (424) - Arlington, Virginia, USA - APR 7, 2002
UPDATED: MAY 24, 2005 This may be the worst of all the Miller’s, which is saying a lot. Looks terrible, tastes terrible, and that inflatable chair I got from them fell apart in minutes. fatherpierre (62) - Leeds, ENGLAND - APR 7, 2002
Lacks everything I look for in a beer. And seems to induce stomach ache! grymy (105) - Bel Air, Maryland, USA - APR 6, 2002
this is really an Average beer, nice looking can, good sunday football bar beer
JacksonMayhem99 (3) - Pennsylvania, USA - APR 6, 2002 does not count
hideous beer. not nearly as cheap as it should be thanks to involved market campaign--but still pretty cheap... there is no reason to be drinking this sort of beer, under any circumstances. if you ever find yourself in a situation where miller lite is your brightest option, END YOUR LIFE. duece (103) - Waterford, Wisconsin, USA - APR 6, 2002
Relatively smooth beer for cheap beer. good for parties. No unpleasent or overpowering aftertaste Hmelsicky (39) - Maryland, USA - APR 5, 2002
Id consider this brew to be about as pretty close as u can get to average. MethodGod (7) - USA - APR 3, 2002 does not count
A relatively good beer for the price. Great for parties. WillyTheFrog99 (31) - Durham, New Hampshire, USA - APR 2, 2002
Really not a very good beer. Unless you’re looking for something better than Keystone and that’s it, you can do a lot better. Weak flavor, weak aroma, weak appearance, weak beer. Just weak. Give me a Bass any day.