RATINGS: 12   MEAN: 1.46/5.0   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.9/5   EST. CALORIES: 360   ABV: 12%
Watermelon Flavored Malt Liquor

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   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 4/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 3/20
DietPepsican (1589) - @ $13.99, Iowa, USA - FEB 9, 2013
This can’t be rateable, but it is at a gas station and is in the database so I’m on it. Pours color FD&C #40 and tastes like FLOKO. FUck this. a

CanIHave4Beers (4226) - Pouring Bus, Iowa, USA - JUL 25, 2014
This likka here, this likka I had @ the Grand Tasting. Compliments of whoever.
Look, I could tell you about how it just smells like powdered sugar and jolly ranchers. I could tell you about how unbearably sweet it is and how it tastes like piss poor watermelon soda... but why would I waste our time when pepsican already summed it up perfectly and poetically...
"This can’t be rateable, but it is at a gas station and is in the database so I’m on it. Pours color FD&C #40 and tastes like FLOKO. FUck this. a"

Pause for a moment and think about it.

Peace be with your soul.

brokensail (16645) - Dublin, California, USA - JUL 5, 2014
Can @ RBSG 2014 Grand Tasting. Thanks to Josh, I believe, for this garbage. Bright pink pour with no head. Smells like Jolly Ranchers and marshmallow fluff. Extra sugar. The flavor is pretty much exactly the same. Tons of sugar, cotton candy, and watermelon candies. Beetus.

GenDV138 (7699) - Falls Church, Virginia, USA - JUL 5, 2014
Can during RBSG 2014 Grand Tasting at Schlafly Tap Room. Yellow with off-white head. Aromas of big watermelon. Tastes of big watermelon fruit and candy, booze. Medium-light body with a dry finish.

phaleslu (10668) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUN 30, 2014
Big can shared at the RBSG grand tasting. Go to hell, whoever brought this. Pours a clear, pale pink color with a ring for a head. Watermelon Jolly Rancher, booze. That’s all. Light-medium bodied, with low carbonation and a sweet mouthfeel. This is the kind of shit people try to make illegal.

Patrickctenchi (6731) - Cox’s Knob, columbus, Indiana, USA - JUN 28, 2014
Big can: Clear, still, berry-pink with no head. Good....I won’t have to wait..... JollyRancher watermelon scent and nothing else.....well, maybe shame..... Hyper-sweet watermelon squeezings and Vodka flavor....probably what making out with Gallagher would be like. Points for being spot-on as advertised in the Watermelon department...and the ridiculous appearance... Now....my teeth hurt and I have an urge to beat the shit out of somebody at a 4th of July picnic...Mission Accomplished, Minhas!!!!

Frank (4236) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 26, 2014
This is the best beer I’ve ever tasted. It is like a watermelon Jolly Rancher but sweeter and it gets you drunk. I mean, it is actually impressive--borderline impossible--how sweet this is. It tastes like cotton candy soaked in vodka w/ watermelon flavor added. It is also pink, I might add. Seriously, never had a beer I enjoyed more than this.

jtclockwork (17284) - , New Jersey, USA - JUN 26, 2014
Can. RBSG. Grand Tasting. Pours pink. Straight up watermelon juice. High boost level. Drinkable. Lighter bodied.

crossovert (13909) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 22, 2014
473ml can. Stinky watermelon pour, like a jolly rancher with bum cardboard. Flavor is diabetes inducing tooth rot

cubs (10714) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - JUN 21, 2014
Can @ RBSG Grand Tasting. Pours a pinkish appearance, watermelon jolly rancher. A. Bubblegum. Petes fine @ sorority party.

Homer321 (5191) - Melboring, Florida, USA - JUN 21, 2014
Shared at RBSG 2014. Thanks Magnus. Nose is a jolly rancher. Pour is neon pink. Taste is a fruit and sugar bomb. I am now diabetic.

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