beertholomeus (1773) - California, USA - DEC 3, 2014
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Pours pretty much clear with hint to straw color and thin white head that dissolves quickly. Faint grain aroma. Slight corn taste. Light body and moderate carbonation. At least its refreshing. corn and water finish. About as boring and forgettable as they come.
Fredis23 (564) - Hickory Hills, Illinois, USA - NOV 27, 2014
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 10/20
Pale Clear Yellow Color, Medium Small Head, Short Short Lasting, Few Spots Of Lacing. Light Sweet Malt Aroma. Watery, Sweet, Light Malt, Faint Bitter. High Carbonation, Light Watery Body. Malt Aspect Reminds Me Of Watered Down Kvass, It just Is Not as Sugary Sweet. Not The Worst NA But Nothing Too Good Either. OK when right (wrong) occasion Calls For It. Otherwise Pass It...
Carlisle (619) - Pennsylvania, USA - NOV 22, 2014
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle. This should get negative points for not actually being beer. Pale yellow with minimal head and no lacing. Rice Krispies aroma. Heavy, fine carbonation. Sweet rice flavor. Better than expected although I didn't expect anything. It's what beer-drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.
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ffaoe (580) - Moorestown, New Jersey, USA - NOV 19, 2014
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
sweet malt aroma. light in color and clear. taste is malty up front, nasty finish
slowrunner77 (10756) - Reno, Nevada, USA - OCT 16, 2014
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
"not as bad as some, but that’s really not saying much. this beer is bad. better than the worst only because it’s not as harsh or strong, but the flavor isn’t good...and is quite boring."
GenDV138 (6445) - Falls Church, Virginia, USA - OCT 4, 2014
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
12 oz bottle poured into a hard plastic cup at my sister’s wedding. Clear straw yellow with off-white head. Aromas of skunk, grains, corn. Tastes of big skunk, corn, butter, light grain. Medium body with a dry finish. Medium carbonation. Couldn’t finish this, it’s what I imagine skunked butter would taste like.
phaleslu (9708) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - AUG 28, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
(Revised rating from 2007.) 12 oz. bottle. Pale, clear piss yellow with a minimal white head. Everything about it is light to the point of characterlessness. There’s no ’there’ there. Which I guess is the point. It’s something to put in your hand to not look awkward at a social function where others are drinking and you can’t. Mission accomplished.
GT (9982) - Oceanside, California, USA - AUG 20, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
[ Can ][ 12oz ][ Wedding Reception ][ Free ][ Bourbon Tumbler ][ 8.17.14 ]
>> Clear deep yellow with no head or retention, weak soda bubbles, flat looking. Nose is candy corn and water lemon. Taste is tart lemon seltzer, absent watery body, creamed corn and grainy raw character remind of the lowest functioning form of what can be mentally recognized as "beer". Not offensive but flavorless. Would rather drink lemon seltzer water. To be fair, I used to chug six packs of this in middle school. Maybe that is what got me into beer ¯\_(シ)_/¯
TXBadger (2658) - Dallas, Texas, USA - AUG 4, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Had this on a dare: not much other than cereal grain on the nose and palate. Thin mouthfeel, not much here.
Frank (4059) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 18, 2014
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
I am getting into NA beer lately. Sometimes I just have an urge to have another brew and really don’t want to catch any more of a buzz. This is the first one that I’ve tried that I am pretty sure I would not peg as an NA beer if sampled blind. It tastes pretty much like any pale lager you might try and better than quite a few. It is light, highly carbonated and it has a nice toasted malt character to it. The finish is predictably quick w/ just a little bit of malty sweetness that lingers on the tongue. In addition to being a worthwhile beer replacement, I feel like this does a good job of rehydrating me when I’m working in the sun.