Fatehunter (2411) - Corbett, Oregon, USA - NOV 10, 2012
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Into a pint glass. Has a thin (almost no head) with a hazy light straw colored body.
Smell of honey and the tiniest bit of lemon.
Strong, dry lemon taste. A bit chalky. Out of balance.
Moderate carbonation with a fizzy and crisp texture.
Meh, not a fan.
jredmond (7852) - New York, New York, USA - OCT 16, 2016
2.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Sampled at GABF 2016 with Paul and Larry. Booth situation was pretty funny - seems the models hired to pour the beers was in fact overcompensation for the quality of the beers being poured. Sour milk and other off flavors on the nose. Mouthfeel is plain gross. Tasted infected, and probably the worst beer of the entire weekend.
geologyguy (1427) - Columbia, South Carolina, USA - JUN 12, 2015
2.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Very light smell only the orange left behind...ice cold though, taste is another smooth blue moon but with less flavor and quite smooth...a touch buttery, light flavor, no hops, pretty one dimensional, smooth watery ness
fonefan (46060) - VestJylland, DENMARK - FEB 25, 2015
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
[ As Choc American Wheat Beer ].
Clear medium yellow color with a average, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting to diminishing, white head. Aroma is light to moderate malty, wheat, moderate yeasty, fruity, yeast. Flavor is moderate sweet with a average duration, vegetables, wheat, yeast, fruity. Body is medium, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft. 
mintzmeet (456) - Seattle, Washington, USA - JAN 25, 2015
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 13/20
This is not labeled right. This is twin peaks dirty blonde ale. Not bad, not good. Decent. Smells like malt. Tastes bland.
chrisv10 (16029) - DENMARK - JAN 16, 2015
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle as "Choc American Wheat Beer". Hazy pale yellow with small white head. Aroma is malt, wheat, hop, old hop, yeast and phenols. Flavour is malt, yeast, phenols, wheat, notes of burned plastic, thin, little sweet and a little bitter.
Rasmus40 (18358) - Beder, Aarhus, DENMARK - JAN 16, 2015
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle @ fonefan tasting. Hazy yellow with an off-white head. Aroma is sweet, malty, wheaty and light hoppy - citrus. Flavor is medium sweet and light bitter. Dry and light bitter finish. Watery. 160115
Strykzone (6941) - Wood River, Illinois, USA - JAN 13, 2015
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Sampled at esbls. Very clear light golden. A ring only. I smell apples and taste malts in the first sip. A little wheat after that. Thin feel and flavor.
PorterPounder (7614) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - DEC 3, 2014
2.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Atlanta, Ga - Total Wine - Perimeter - 12 oz bottle. Murky light orange pour, light bubbly white head. Yeasty aroma, hints of bubble gum. Flavor has a heavy dollop of yeast, some raw cake mix notes, a bit of bubble gum, just a hint of lemon tart. Mouthfeel is thick enough. Average.
GG (2332) - NorCal, California, USA - NOV 11, 2014
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
12oz beer courtesy via trade with pfoxyjohn (thanks John!)
Cracked this one open while carving up pumpkins and I honestly had no idea what kind of beer it was. Nothing on the label as a style description that I could find. So while not a true "blind" tasting, it was at the heart of it I suppose. The beer is a light yellow, semi-clear with small bubbles clinging to my glass. Small thin white head, dissipates into basically nothing...no retention at all. Light lemony/citrus aroma, stale crackers with a dusty-ness to it. Flavor had some bready sweetness to it, some hull atringency that caused a tea-like pucker kinda of flavor. Light bodied, medium carbonation. Nothing really redeeming here.
Hopswagger (199) - South Carolina, USA - SEP 24, 2014
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
P: Clear with a subtle haze over a pale straw color with minimal head.
S: Slight sulfur aroma, stale dried wheat, salt, subtle lemon esters and a metallic aroma.
T/M: Taste has a dull wheat presence with dried straw, metal, drying acidity, with a dry almost chalky yeast that doesn’t seem to fit the style. Slight soap but not in a pungent delightful hoppy way. Light and spunky body that gets chalky towards the end.
O: This is just off for me. Comes across as a witbier abortion. Not something I will ever buy again. Funny thing is I bought this after I drank one a few nights ago. I had been drinking Westbrook White Thai then popped this open. It tastes much better after I had already drank a few Thai’s. Oh well, lesson learned.