DrinkEmUpJones (1069) - Georgia, USA - FEB 1, 2013
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Clear orange/yellow. Thin white lacing. Smells like pine trees and cheap candy. Tastes like cheap candy. Tastes like they poured cheap candy into the mash for the yeast to eat...weird cheap vanilla candy. Like, an experiment with somebody’s kid’s leftover halloween candy. NOT good.
alexsdad06 (9671) - Ohio, USA - SEP 5, 2016
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
500 ml bottle picked up at Jungle Jims and shared with some family (thank goodness). Pours a hazy golden with some orange color and a thin off white film. The aroma and flavor have sweet grainy and corn malts, buttery toffee, some fruity character, lots of booze, this does get an over 10% tick but that is about it, not good.
JPDIPSO (5865) - Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, USA - AUG 25, 2016
2.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Golden to light amber in color. Small off-white head. Overpowering sweet over-ripe fruit scents. Bad fortified wine aromas. Sweet, with a touch of spice. I actually could sip on this one on a cold night. Alcohol is there, but not overly tasted. Interesting malt liquor.
My stomach is really starting to burn. 8/10
Brigadier (3605) - Chagrin Falls, Ohio, USA - FEB 27, 2016
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
500 ml bottle
A well meaning gift from a friend, there’s not much to say about a boring Eastern European beer whose best feature is the label. Perhaps I should have stopped there. For best results split with a dozen friends; a small pour is all you need to get a sense of this below average booze bomb.
Aroma / Appearance - A transparent base lies flat and limp with a listless head. Grainy malts deliver the message that this provides little more than a full burst of alcohol. Thankfully though the plain vanilla experience disappears in mere seconds.
Flavor / Palate - Dried gum scraped from underneath a desk pairs with stale caramel chews. The mercifully quick finish saves the palate from abuse. The only thing a full bottle will provide you is a cheap hangover if you keep going after more than one.
geologyguy (1424) - Columbia, South Carolina, USA - DEC 29, 2015
2.8 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Malty sweet smell, taste is the same...quite sweet and medium hot alcohol burn...some depth but not great
phaleslu (9697) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - DEC 17, 2015
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
500 ml bottle from Macklind Ave. Deli. Pours a somewhat cloudy orange gold with a small off-white head that forms bubbles on one side and eventually some stray chunks of film. Notes of extremely sweet cereal, corny and sugary, with butterscotch and booze. Medium-bodied, with moderate carbonation and a very sweet and boozy mouthfeel. Unpleasant, to be sure, but not the worst from this awful brewer. Also, great deScription here: "This naturally fermented beer has the highest alcohol content in the Beer Country." Ha!
Kleptoctopus (16) - Georgia, USA - JUL 18, 2015
4.1 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 17/20
Let me begin with a comment on the ratings of this beer. As the sagacious Jiddu Krishnamurti has said it best, "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." This, my friends, is a salubrious offering of the highest degree. Ever wonder how mountain monks live to be 100+ years old? They import.
eRock_2013 (421) - South Carolina, USA - JUN 16, 2015
2.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 12/20
Without a doubt my first Lithuanian beer, surprised to find such an offering in South Carolina, shout out to "Bottles" beer wine and spirits in Mt Pleasant SC for having such an impressive selection! That being said, this brew overall was not too enjoyable, rather sickeningly sweet, cotton candy-like. Booziness throughout, but not obscenely so considering the high ABV. Some notes of banana, apricot, some yeasty flavors kind of like a Belgian beer, but definitively had the heavy malty sugariness of a bock beer. No hops, only bitterness from the alcohol. Very sweet and appropriate as a novelty dessert beer, but otherwise not exceptional. Belgian tripel - doppelbock crossover, courtesy of Lithuania.
mrmartin (780) - New York, New York, USA - JUN 15, 2015
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Tastes like weirdly old apple juice with an aftertaste of malt liquor.
Clear Golden Pour with no head. Nose is indistinct and faintly sweet.
Flat body. Notes of burnt honey. Boozy bittersweet finish.
Not going to pour it down but bleech
Strykzone (6935) - Wood River, Illinois, USA - JAN 3, 2015
2.6 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Sampled at esbls. Clear with some golden hue. Not a lot of aroma. Sweet flavor with adjuncts. Not great.
badpuppy69 (320) - orange, California, USA - DEC 20, 2014
3.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 11/20
Pours a slightly cloudy gold light Orange color small creamy head. Aroma is. Citrucy sweet apricots slight caramel. Taste follows the aroma with a slight alcohol note followed with some apricot mango and prune notes. Not bad but not great. Taste more like apricot juice than beer.