Chucks66 (85) - Beachwood, Ohio, USA - AUG 3, 2006
I’m sorry. Did not finish. I just couldn’t do it. I tried. I really tried. BigMilly8 (389) - Wesley Chapel, Florida, USA - FEB 8, 2008
From bottle : Pours very clear light gold color, with a small white head that quickly dies to little patches of foam on the surface. Nose of sourness, alcohol, corn, and some malt, a mixture that im not finding very appealing at the moment, or any moment for that matter. Taste is horrible, even worse then the smell. It has some malt and corn flavors, but leaves a aweful stale taste in your mouth, i would rather drink pee. Medium body, sticky palate, horrible beer. Vango (1) - USA - DEC 31, 2007 does not count
Gross, dude. It smells like homeless people and tastes like dumpster juice. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve enjoyed many a tasty beverages from the fine folks at Rogue. Hell, I applaud the attempt. But still...you can polish a turd, but all you’re left with is a shiny piece of poop. Or in this case, liquid poop. bigabe (194) - California, USA - JAN 30, 2011
I would rather drink a tall can of Old English.
This is like drinking any cheap old malt liquor, except it adds an extra bit of yeasty funk to the nose and the finish.
This beer is gross. I’ll take any macro in the cooler over this abortion. Oakes (17664) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - JUN 18, 2006
Ugly hazy beige colour. Lots of creamed corn and sewage on the nose. Absolutely vile. Incredibly sweet, all adjunct, no hop nor malt, lots of sewagey off-flavours and grotesque alcohols. I don’t normally question other people’s ratings, but this is one of the highest-scoring malt liquors on the site? It’s pure shit. There is definitely some pro-Rogue bias in this. Dad’s Little Helper is truly horrid, a full and worthy 0.5
Cobra (1100) - - JUN 4, 2007
22 oz. bottle. Poured out a piss yellow, with a thin soapy head. This shit gave me an instant stomach ache. It has to be spoiled or nasty from jump street.
Even my g/f says it’s spolied. Citrusy nose, with soapy background. Smells a lot like lemon Joy.
Certified drain pour. EB (3) - AUSTRALIA - DEC 28, 2008 does not count
anyone who says this beer is ok, has to be dying of thirst. i dont know how you seppos drink that horrible rubbish. almost makes me want to pick up a pure blond for less than a 1/4 of the price.
fucking horrible. sweet corn and nothing else. not evan ordinary just rubbish!!