_Z_ (12) - Alabama, USA - FEB 18, 2011
UPDATED: FEB 24, 2011 40 oz bottle. My first few sips, and I didn’t think it was nearly as bad as everyone else here says. At about the fifth sip I couldn’t take it any more and poured it down the drain. rjplumer (1098) - Foxboro, Massachusetts, USA - FEB 12, 2011
Typical American pale lager. Pale yellow in color with a minimal white foamy head. Corn like taste with little aroma. It’s a bland beer that neither tastes bad nor good. I tried this because of it’s nostalgia factor. I(and old time Patriot fans) remember that the New England Patriots used to play in "Schaefer Stadium"(since replaced by Gillette Stadium) many years ago. FunkWatson (1) - - JAN 11, 2011 does not count
Man this beer is clutch. makes me want to go explore abandoned buildings in march with some buddies a half doobie and a couple a sixers of schaefer. its a nice cold beer! jtclockwork (16581) - , New Jersey, USA - OCT 16, 2010
Can in NYC. Pours pale yellow with white head. Nose and taste of cereal grain, barley and stale pond water. rubbishystuff (2538) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - SEP 15, 2010
UPDATED: JAN 27, 2015 Had back in college. This is not terribly good. Off smell and off taste. Serving: Can
Leighton (21239) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - SEP 14, 2010
Can. Pours yellow with a fizzy white head, which dissipates quickly. Malty aroma with corn and grain. Similar flavor, with sugary grain dominating. No bitterness to speak of, almost. Light bodied with fizzy carbonation. Finishes short, crisp and clean with some lingering sweetness. Drink this fella quickly and you’re fine. Good stuff. Bricks (1126) - Delaware, USA - JUN 26, 2010
White foamy head, dissipates quickly . Smells of corn and pungent straw-like odor. Slightly bitter, tastes of cheap -- straw with metal.. OK mouthfeel. Not good. beernovice39 (3270) - Idaho, USA - JUN 13, 2010
UPDATED: NOV 8, 2010 For a detailed review check Otakuden below. Had this back in the day, sadly. One of America’s oldest they say. Also one of our worst.Clear yellowed straw. Tight, white foam. Light carbonation. blipp (9268) - La Mesa, California, USA - OCT 6, 2009
Can. Light gold with a thin head. Corny with lighter notes of straw and a touch of sweetness. This is the beer to have when you’re having more than one right? Yeah, I only had one. otakuden (1783) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - AUG 6, 2009
He poured from can into my snifter piss-yellow with a steady eruption of bubbles screaming for escape from their caustic prison. I will give him credit for having a wee bit more of a pronounced nose than the Blatz which is a bit like comparing clean dirt to dirty dirt. His sweet corn-filled seltzer-esque nose reminds me of corn fields in the middle of summer where over-ripe un-picked ears are drooping under the ferocious heat. The first sip is cane sugar and creamy pureed sweet corn kernels. This is supposed to be a beer, right? Thin, spritzy, and lingering none too pleasantly with a bitter metallic aftertaste on the top of my tongue. I’ve tasted enough. The rest of my Schaefer joins his fellow brother, Blatz, in the grassy dirt.
Mm… light yellow fizzy water with a miniscule amount of taste that just happens to have alcohol so all ye who value only a long and head-ache inducing buzz, have at it. Personally, I’d rather treat my senses and my body to an alcoholic beverage with quality ingredients, flavor, diversity, and personality. This is my body after all, and I choose to respect what I put into it. That’s not to say that someone who loves Schaeffer can’t soak every porous inch of his body in it, but really, would you rather dive into a murky, algae-covered, dank swamp? Or a crystal clear ocean that sparkles under brilliant blue skies as tropical fish create rainbows of color before your very eyes?