BREWMUSKCLES (2686) - New Jersey, USA - FEB 17, 2013
corn brew with some malt in there. light start and a bit bready then smooths out with that light butterscotch taste used as a gimmick in the modern world. czar (9066) - Québec, Quebec, CANADA - FEB 5, 2013
pours clear very pale yellow with low (but present) white head, little retention. corn, adjuncts, herbal blandness. average carbonation, light body - watery, very short and corny finish. drain pour - thought this would have been my malt liquor tick - wasn’t. oh well. Nekronos (4175) - Xalapa, MEXICO - JAN 10, 2013
Flavourless and quite nasty. NOt much to tell about it but some goldy character and foam. solidfunk (8949) - Washington D.C., Washington DC, USA - NOV 9, 2012
Another milestone. Schlitz rates me for the big G:
This one comes in a cheap Value Village shirt with badly matched shoes and an uneven shave. Straight from the beginning, it’s clear that solidfunk has absolutely no respect for me. Pouring me into a glass he didn’t bother to clean of the despicable taste of some horribly dark dunkler bock. Raising an eyebrow at the lack of head I so thoughtfully provided. Twitching his nose at the preservative chemicals I’m so lovingly laced with. Gagging at the first sip of sour malt-liquor like deliciousness that I painted the walls of his throat with. It’s just for that reason that I intend to leave my special aroma floating through his digestive system and polluting the drain of his sink after he pours me out in disgust. Metalchopz (3384) - Cantley, Quebec, CANADA - APR 4, 2012
Originally rated May 2005. Full golden colour with some decent lace. Average carbonation with some malt scent and alcohol found in the aroma. The taste is malt with hints of apple, which give this brew a nice aftertaste. Other then the aroma, the rest I think is decent for a swill lager.
Viper666 (3287) - Richelieu, Quebec, CANADA - JUN 16, 2011
Canette 355ml. De couleur jaune et claire. Nez de maïs sucré, moyen de grains de malt pâle sucrés avec des notes de sucre chimique ainsi que des traces herbeuses (gazon mouillé). Mince en bouche avec un pétillement moyen et une texture légèrement aqueuse. Léger goût de grains de malt pâle accompagné de traces de riz bouilli lors de l’entrée en bouche auquel se rajoute un moyen goût de maïs sucré avec un léger goût de sucre chimique puis en finale l’on retrouve des traces herbeuses (gazon mouillé). Post-goût court, composé d’un léger goût de sucre chimique avec de faibles traces métalliques. Spab (3840) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - MAR 18, 2011
355 ml can from LCBO. Pours a clear yellow/gold with nearly instantly disappearing white head. Smells, honest to goodness like cheap perfume. Taste is sweet with corn and artificial apple but blessedly mellow. Zero finish. Swill. mabel (9246) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - DEC 31, 2010
[3509-20101205] 355mL can. Cooked peas and corn oil and generic yeast aroma. Clear, pale yellow body with a big long-lasting foamy white head. Plastic corn yeast flavour has light hints of smoke in the aftertaste. Light body. Surprisingly drinkable but very boring. Strangebrewer (1308) - Chatham, Ontario, CANADA - NOV 18, 2010
can. Poured clear, very pale straw coloured with big white head that lasted 4 minutes. Sweet grainy apple aroma. Bland mouthfeel. Mild malt flavours, low hops. Stale aftertaste. JohnBarleycorn (537) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - MAR 18, 2010
Can. Yellow/light gold. Unflattering aromas of boiled white rice, confectionary sugar and mild hop. Gentle, mild-mannered palate encourages a “goes down easy” brand positioning. No memorable flavour qualities aside from the fact this is almost bend-over-backward innocent and flavour-neutral. A brainless blond.