Aurelius (5335) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - MAR 9, 2005
Mild, somewhat skunky eurolager malt smell. Appearance gets a slight bump for the good bottle shape and the embossed logo. Bland, a little hop zip. Crisp finish, not much body. Perhaps one of the better low-carbs out there, but that’s not saying much. Inoffensive. CapFlu (5127) - Victoria, British Columbia, CANADA - SEP 24, 2003
UPDATED: OCT 5, 2003 (Bottle) Sadly I had this pushed on me while out at the bar. Having not paid for it I am thankful that my opinion is: flavourless crap! Pours a thin, white head and a faint yellow body. Clear bottle to verify how CLEAN and CLEAR this beer is. Aroma of slight nothingness. Bland, thin, watery BAD. A sad waste. muzzlehatch (4959) - Beloit, Wisconsin, USA - MAR 10, 2005
12 oz bottle, Sultans of Swill tasting with tiggmtl and ClarkVV 8. Light apple juice color, no head...virtually no aroma or flavor at all...perhaps just the faintest hint of artificial cantaloupe? Or perhaps I’m grasping at straws... presario (4916) - Stampede City, Alberta, CANADA - MAY 7, 2004
Gold innocent looking beverage with minimal head. Aroma is faint, slightly off but not offensive. First sip is really harsh as is the finish. It is not "remarkably clean". After that first shock the beer most resembles soda water. robinvboyer (4674) - Sturgeon Falls, Ontario, CANADA - JUN 21, 2015
Hang on to your hats......this is sleeman clear 2.0! The future of beer! Good god people, what the serious fuck is this? Enough with these low carb beers, these bullshit diet beers. Watery, tasteless abortions classified as beer. Go away. No redeemable qualities whatsoever. Brutal.
rodenbach99 (4572) - Longueuil, Quebec, CANADA - DEC 30, 2007
Earlier Rating: 3/2/2007 Total Score: 0.5
smells like.........wow, i cant put my finger on it. dirty wet socks? wow, this is awful. flavour is......well there isnt any? ok how can something smell so bad, and not taste like anything? leave it to the macros!
bouteille transparente de 341ml.
bière blonde légère commerciale, couleur blonde blé avec une mousse chimique qui disparait rapidement, nez léger de moufette (bouteille claire) en bouche la bière est très légère, peu de houblon, peu de malt, bière de soif. se boit tout seule. tiggmtl (4545) - East York, Ontario, CANADA - APR 1, 2004
It's April Fool's Day. Only reason to rate this one. Yes it is as lifeless as everyone makes it out to be. There is nothing about this beverage that remotely resembles beer. Bottle (clear). nick76 (4399) - Tampa, Florida, USA - JUL 31, 2006
The aroma is lighter fluid, vegetables, corn malt and water. The appearance is very pale gold with a really small head. The flavor is much like the aroma with lots of malt adjuncts and smoke. The palate is watery. This is not worth drinking. goldtwins (4320) - Nesconset, New York, USA - SEP 4, 2007
Crystal clear lightly tinted water with a medium sized head. The beer smells like well nothing. Maybe some malt. Very light flavor with a hint of malt and touch of bitterness. Very light body with nothing offensive. Nothing there. zach8270 (4022) - Henrietta, New York, USA - MAR 3, 2006
UPDATED: DEC 29, 2008 (bottle - 11.5 oz) Clear yellow. Looks like apple juice, but unfortunately doesn’t smell like it. Very rancid and sour smell of rotten hops. I drank some, but tasted nothing. Literally nothing. I wonder if there was beer in this.