cubs (10721) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - MAY 11, 2012
UPDATED: JUN 12, 2012 Can @ the First Annual Rocky Mountain Malt Liquor Tasting. Oh fuck me, this smells like MJ’s asshole. Light golden appearance with a white head. Burning nasty alcohol, rubbing alcohol aroma. This is in the bottom three aromas of all-time. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck RB. Super sweet, corn flavor with lots of booze. This is nastier than when pepsiedcan touches himself while watching Spongebob Squarepants. Update: I originally rated this 0.5, but I want to keep just one 0.5 beer (aka worst beer ever) at a time, so this gets a 0.6 since Samuel Adams Triplebock is absolutely horrendous. MacBoost (1948) - Victor, New York, USA - APR 13, 2012
merv wouldn’t drink this shit. scroll past at all costs. useless beer for cunts. CapFlu (5132) - Victoria, British Columbia, CANADA - FEB 3, 2012
(24oz can) Thanks to Enniskillen. Pours thin white head atop a clear golden body. Nose of honey white wine. Not too bad, considering. Thinking others are somewhat harsh. Good for what it is... And much better than majority of malt-bomb hi-ABV. Good.
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darker yellow color with thick white head. smells like malt liquor—dry hay, alcohol,. sour hay, powdered sugar. slight peach flavor givnig way to very sugar and alcohol Bockyhorsey (2638) - Mesa, Arizona, USA - OCT 6, 2011
King Can. Heavy malt and corn aroma. Golden body with big fiszzy head on first pour second well thick flatt. Flavor some carmel malts in there with some corn and heavey alcohol. Not very smooth on the palate but this one is bareable. Palate leaves you say christ I need some water to wash this awefull aftertaste from the mouth just like the style calls for. Decent brew but will leave the eyes heavy and ready for nap. Out .....
chibuck (3521) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - SEP 9, 2011
bottle... murky light honey gold, light off white head... the nose is really sweet, honey with wet grains but light overall... pretty easy to drink at first, just sweet, honey and corn, the finish becomes too bitter and dry with a chemical bite... pretty decent for a 12% malt liquor CanIHave4Beers (4233) - Pouring Bus, Iowa, USA - JUN 16, 2011
UPDATED: JUN 17, 2011 Pale Lager month installment number 15: I am absolutely terrified of this beer. Pours a hazy shade of yellow, almost an orange color. This stuff is really really hazy, unfiltered? The head starts big, shrinks to small, but is fairly well retained. Wow the aroma is surprisingly mild with some banana and some rubbing alcohol. The last time I took a sip of this, I really was surprised at just how rude and offensive it really was, I’d almost forgotten it by now. Man one sip of this has the alcohol burn and repugnance of flavor of a shot of some terrible whiskey, it doesn’t taste like terrible whiskey though, that might be a step up. It’s really sweet with loads of over-ripe banana, corn, rotting vegetable, metal, oh... and alcohol, tons of overwhelming alcohol. I’m stunned at how mellow this smells in comparison to the flavor. The beer takes me to a place that I didn’t want to go, and the rest of the can will need to go down the drain before I go any further. This is anything but smooth, it’s really awesomely weird and bad though, so if you’re looking for that sort of experience then this is highly recommended. Woah, I just got a sensation in my arm like when I used to donate plasma and they would pump that room temperature saline into your vein! HarmonKill-a-Brew (407) - Wilmar, Arkansas, USA - MAR 29, 2011
The worst I have ever had... made some homebrew one time that was almost this bad, but not quite. This stuff tasted more like carbonated Thunderbird than beer. A total waste of a good aluminum can. The drain pour to end all drain pours! Smooth lager? Aren’t there laws against false advertising??? SuzyGreenberg (1604) - Seattle, Washington, USA - MAR 11, 2011
Post-Malt Liquor Appreciation Day 2011; keeping the good times rolling; 24 oz. pounder; wow, 12%!! fluffy white head fades quickly, so apparently not enough chemicals were added for proper head retention; white sugary syrup with some vanilla, creamed wheat, stale lemons and boozy burn on the nose; this is one serious malt liquor; creamy mouthfeel that is sticky going down; white table sugar and stale fruit; pure malty sugar syrupy and a prefect alcohol delivery device; this is legal but pot isn’t? go figure r464 (2372) - Earth, Pennsylvania, USA - FEB 10, 2011
KInd of an amber gold in color. Thin whitish head. Wine like aroma. Terrible. Both strong and watery at once, with a stale and putrid flavor like cleaning products and urine left in a rotting laundry hamper.