RATINGS: 56   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.6/5   SEASONAL: Special   IBU: 79   EST. CALORIES: 270   ABV: 9%
Workin as a caddy at Bushwood, El Danko was stoked to find out he would be shouldering Boob Barkers bag. Figuring Boob was a swell guy who liked to have fun, El Danko slipped an exploding golf ball onto the first tee. Boob was so enraged after the ball blew, he threw a haymaker at El Danko and broke his high heel. Fearing a big lawsuit and being hammered in the tabloids, Boob offered him a rigged spot on the Price is Wrong to keep him quiet. Sure enough, down in Studio City 42 days later, Rod Roddy bellowed out to El Danko Cmon down! He was ecstatic as they wheeled out some fancy leather chaps and some extra crisping hair mousse, which he just purchased last week. Bidding $420 on the lot, El Danko nailed it! With a kiss from Barker s Beauties as the bonus, he strutted on stage and with a wink he gave a slap on the ass to Boob Barker himself. On to the big prize, El Danko was confronted with the infamous Cliff Hanger climb! Just as the yodeler was about to cliff dive off the ledge, he came to a screeching halt. The Dankster had pulled it off, winning the prize behind Door #2: Pimpin high heels and some private time behind Curtain #3 with Ester-y, the Belgian Barker Beauty, who 9 months later delivered the biggest surprise of all! Blam!!! El Danko is a dad living in Belgium. Jobless, he got a gig at Ester-ys family brewery to pay for his Price is Wrong love child, Bar nold Schwarzenkegger. The Boob Barker Belgian Behemoth Boogieboy. Benjoy!

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   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 14/20
jgb9348 (6058) - Arlington (Pentagon City), Virginia, USA - FEB 7, 2014
Rich orange and copper coloured body with a large, five centimetre tall tan head. Aroma of bright citrus, hops, alcohol and a good yeast note - all quite strong. Medium to Full-bodied; Dense hoppy flavour with resin, pine and some citrus notes noticeable and a subdued malt character with fruits and figs sweetening out the taste. Aftertaste shows some yeast and unfinished wort notes, a little earhiness also comes around, but the hops and sweetness round out the beer. Overall, a nice beer with a lot of flavours, but the hops and yeast come out the strongest! I sampled this 65 cL bottle purchased from Knightly Spirits (Orange Blossom) in Orlando, Florida a few hours earlier before drinking it on New Years Eve 2013 in Orlando, Florida.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 14/20
TheBeerGod (6176) - Newport News, Virginia, USA - JAN 25, 2014
Bottle. Courtesy of my friend Noel. Amber bodied with notes, floral notes rt white head. Aroma is sweet and fruity with floral hops, malt notes and yeast notes. Taste is sweet malt, yeast notes, fruit, light bread notes and floral hops. Body is medium with a strong bubbly carbonation. Light boozy notes as well. Ends with more sweet malt, toasted grains, light caramel, yeast notes, bready notes and floral hops.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 15/20
raradel (343) - Atlanti Beach, Florida, USA - NOV 16, 2013
Nose is good once it warms up. Smells like and IPA but the Belgian opens up in the flavor and nose as the temp goes up a little. Palate and body are great, flavors lack a little excitement. Another nice effort on a great style!

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 12/20
ChainGangGuy (4881) - Woodstock, Georgia, USA - NOV 7, 2013
22 ounce bottle - $5.98 at Sherlocks in Kennesaw, Georgia.

Appearance: Pours a lightly hazed, light golden-orange body with a medium-sized, wispy, white head. Not much lacing.

Smell: Resinous spice with some upfront stingy alcohol wafts. Bready malts with a lightly sweet-scented sugar crust. Tropical fruit, citrus, a sprinkling of ground aspirin.

Taste: Bready malted barley, a sliver of pils, and some light brown sugar sweetness. Grapefruit, papaya, tangerine. Resinous and at the same time some peppy phenols, as well as some sting of the alcohol. Moderate bitterness. Sweetness drops out as the bitterness and spicy, alcoholic, fruitiness remains on the finish.

Mouthfeel: A little beyond medium-bodied. Medium carbonation.

Overall: Its not as pesky as forgetting an online password.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
decaturstevo (6146) - decatur, Tennessee, USA - NOV 2, 2013
Deep gold pour with a hinto red. Aroma is light brown sugar and sweet malt. Sweet malty start with some of the brown sugar notes. Light medium bitter finish. Medium bodied with good carbonation. 9% well hidden. nice warmth from a good beer

   AROMA 6/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 11/20
DrewFace (967) - Melbourne, Florida, USA - NOV 2, 2013
Pours a deep dark amber, roasty and hoppy aroma. Hoppy, toasty, dark malt character.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
alexsdad06 (9965) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - OCT 22, 2013
22 oz. bottle from Bruisin Ales. Pours a clear golden amber color with a medium sized beige head. The aroma has sweet candi sugar, yeast, citrus and tropical fruits, with a mild bready note. The flavor is not nearly as sweet, still some tropical and citrus notes, herbal notes kick in, toasted bread, and hints of wood. Interesting enough and I like the story on the bottle.

   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
metalhead0043 (207) - Durham, North Carolina, USA - OCT 21, 2013
22 oz for 8 bucks. Pours a golden amber with a white head. Aroma is more reminiscent of an IPA to me; floral and citrus hops, a little malt and some spice. Taste is pretty similar too. Body is slightly thicker and creamier. I am not an expert on "Belgian" beers but this is really good. I think this is the best beer Ive had from Sweetwater.

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 13/20
SudsMcDuff (8296) - .....Manchester United.........., Texas, USA - OCT 18, 2013
had on draft, tasted blind .. . pours a deep yellow .. medium head, light lacing .. . some mild yeast and light bitterring hops .. . the abv is very toned down .. . not bad but sure doesnt feel like a dank tank beer .. . . who was the most prolific communist leader of china... MAAAAOOO!!!!

   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
Gachupines (1252) - USA - OCT 16, 2013
Amber with a thin white head. Aroma is almost like candy, very sweet smelling with a bit of pine hops. Flavor is a little fruity, with caramel and toffee notes. Some pine hops cut the sweetness a little, but overall its a bit too sweet. Wife: 3.8

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