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RATINGS: 55   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.6/5   SEASONAL: Special   IBU: 79   EST. CALORIES: 270   ABV: 9%
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Workin’ as a caddy at Bushwood, El Danko was stoked to find out he would be shouldering Boob Barker’s bag. Figuring Boob was a swell guy who liked to have fun, El Danko slipped an exploding golf ball onto the first tee. Boob was so enraged after the ball blew, he threw a haymaker at El Danko and broke his high heel. Fearing a big lawsuit and being hammered in the tabloids, Boob offered him a rigged spot on the Price is Wrong to keep him quiet. Sure enough, down in Studio City 42 days later, Rod Roddy bellowed out to El Danko “C’mon down!” He was ecstatic as they wheeled out some fancy leather chaps and some extra crisping hair mousse, which he just purchased last week. Bidding $420 on the lot, El Danko nailed it! With a kiss from Barker ’s Beauties as the bonus, he strutted on stage and with a wink he gave a slap on the ass to Boob Barker himself. On to the big prize, El Danko was confronted with the infamous Cliff Hanger climb! Just as the yodeler was about to cliff dive off the ledge, he came to a screeching halt. The Dankster had pulled it off, winning the prize behind Door #2: Pimpin’ high heels and some private time behind Curtain #3 with Ester-y, the Belgian Barker Beauty, who 9 months later delivered the biggest surprise of all! Blam!!! El Danko is a dad living in Belgium. Jobless, he got a gig at Ester-y’s family brewery to pay for his Price is Wrong love child, Bar nold Schwarzenkegger. The Boob Barker Belgian Behemoth Boogieboy. Benjoy!

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3.7
Lubiere (14151) - Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA - SEP 1, 2013
A golden ale with a thin lacing white head. In aroma, sweet fruity malt with light orange peel, pulp, very nice . In mouth, a nice smooth orange pulp over caramel malt, curacao, alcohol warmth, very nice.

3.7
drfabulous (8589) - Lexington, Kentucky, USA - AUG 31, 2013
Lexington Fest of Ales. Sweet orange body. A bit malty for style. Yeasty. Nice hop nose. Decent.

3.7
One2remeber (248) - Bucktown, Ohio, USA - AUG 29, 2013
Bottle. Orange body, copper hue. Lively, off white head. Orange zest, creamy Belgian yeast (similar to Terrapin Wild), pungent grapefruit, fresh picked peaches. Familiar MO, lighter body with a sugary sweet rush on the back end. Purple grapes, juicy lingering notes. Creamy orange popsicle. Hop bitterness in check with strong, yet straightforward malt bill and subtle yeast presence. Well put together. Highly recommend.

3.5
unclemattie (4406) - Georgia, USA - AUG 28, 2013
22oz bottle. Amber color. Immediate aroma of bubble gum. Alcohol esters, golden raisins, sugary sugars, resiny hops, smells like an American Tripel. Strong alcoholic flavor, burns the tongue. Sugary flavor. Lingering bitterness, wooded earthy flavors, golden dried fruit. Finishes with a spicy tingle, rye-like. (3803)

3.6
nearbeer (5606) - Knoxville, Tennessee, USA - AUG 27, 2013
650 ml. Clear amber-gold with a lasting covering of cream. Aroma of honey, resin, flower pollen, tropical bubblegum, and toast. Tastes of toasted earthy grain, orange honey, resin, tea leaf, menthol and pineapple. Medium body is slick and has a smooth carbonation. Dry finish of light alcohol and beeswax keeps the malt in check.

3.7
Tmoney99 (14977) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - AUG 26, 2013
Bottle shared by alexsdad06. Poured clear copper color with an average off-white head that lasted with good lacing. Very complex toasted balanced and small alcohol aroma. Medium body with a smooth texture and soft carbonation. Medium to heavy complex sweet flavor with medium to heavy sweet finish of moderate to long duration. This is a solid beer.

3.5
AR (1002) - Georgia, USA - AUG 25, 2013
Belgian Strong ale? This really taste like an IPA. Strong hop presence. After the first sips, the malt base becomes noticeable, but still seems like a solid IPA.

3.5
ugabulldog77 (7) - , Georgia, USA - AUG 22, 2013 does not count
Not bad offering from these guys...tastes more like a boozy IPA than a BSA. Nice bright hop aroma, sweet bite, clean finish, minus the booze. I just failed a breathalyzer for a guy in Gwinnett county from over in Cobb. Holy Mack’l!

3.7
Westmeister (2127) - Atlanta, Georgia, USA - AUG 22, 2013
Overall, the Dank Tank series continues to impress in both price point and flavor. Smell is huge grapefruit, citrus, fruity hops. Just a big, bright nose on this one. Taste is more bright citrus hop notes with the fruity yeast coming in the middle, to ride out with more medium bitter graperuit/citrus hops. Nice "Belgian IPA". Smell was the star, but the taste did not dissapoint. Palate is medium, slightly oily and a touch creamy.

4
Dogbrick (13777) - Columbus, Ohio, USA - AUG 21, 2013
This brew pours a slightly hazy golden color with a medium white head that recedes gradually to a wispy film. Partial rings of lacing on the glass. Aroma of citrus, hops and malt. Medium to full body with flavors of resiny hops, zesty grapefruit and toasted malt. The finish is moderately bitter with a citrusy hops aftertaste. Solid beer all around.


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