overall
94
92
style
RATINGS: 55   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.6/5   SEASONAL: Special   IBU: 79   EST. CALORIES: 270   ABV: 9%
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Workin’ as a caddy at Bushwood, El Danko was stoked to find out he would be shouldering Boob Barker’s bag. Figuring Boob was a swell guy who liked to have fun, El Danko slipped an exploding golf ball onto the first tee. Boob was so enraged after the ball blew, he threw a haymaker at El Danko and broke his high heel. Fearing a big lawsuit and being hammered in the tabloids, Boob offered him a rigged spot on the Price is Wrong to keep him quiet. Sure enough, down in Studio City 42 days later, Rod Roddy bellowed out to El Danko “C’mon down!” He was ecstatic as they wheeled out some fancy leather chaps and some extra crisping hair mousse, which he just purchased last week. Bidding $420 on the lot, El Danko nailed it! With a kiss from Barker ’s Beauties as the bonus, he strutted on stage and with a wink he gave a slap on the ass to Boob Barker himself. On to the big prize, El Danko was confronted with the infamous Cliff Hanger climb! Just as the yodeler was about to cliff dive off the ledge, he came to a screeching halt. The Dankster had pulled it off, winning the prize behind Door #2: Pimpin’ high heels and some private time behind Curtain #3 with Ester-y, the Belgian Barker Beauty, who 9 months later delivered the biggest surprise of all! Blam!!! El Danko is a dad living in Belgium. Jobless, he got a gig at Ester-y’s family brewery to pay for his Price is Wrong love child, Bar nold Schwarzenkegger. The Boob Barker Belgian Behemoth Boogieboy. Benjoy!

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3.7
Tmoney99 (14619) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - AUG 26, 2013
Bottle shared by alexsdad06. Poured clear copper color with an average off-white head that lasted with good lacing. Very complex toasted balanced and small alcohol aroma. Medium body with a smooth texture and soft carbonation. Medium to heavy complex sweet flavor with medium to heavy sweet finish of moderate to long duration. This is a solid beer.

3.7
Lubiere (13991) - Ottawa, Ontario, CANADA - SEP 1, 2013
A golden ale with a thin lacing white head. In aroma, sweet fruity malt with light orange peel, pulp, very nice . In mouth, a nice smooth orange pulp over caramel malt, curacao, alcohol warmth, very nice.

3.6
Drake (13954) - Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA - OCT 13, 2013
So this is a BSA, huh? Who has time to decipher all that crap on the label. Pours a clear dark amber color with a medium sized frothy tan head. Fair head retention. Aroma of toffee malts and spicy, resin hops. The taste is stone fruits, citrus, caramel, spicy, herbal hops. Medium bodied, lingering bitterness and fruitiness. Decent enough.

4
Dogbrick (13145) - Columbus, Ohio, USA - AUG 21, 2013
This brew pours a slightly hazy golden color with a medium white head that recedes gradually to a wispy film. Partial rings of lacing on the glass. Aroma of citrus, hops and malt. Medium to full body with flavors of resiny hops, zesty grapefruit and toasted malt. The finish is moderately bitter with a citrusy hops aftertaste. Solid beer all around.

3.8
alexsdad06 (10485) - West Chester, Ohio, USA - OCT 22, 2013
22 oz. bottle from Bruisin Ales. Pours a clear golden amber color with a medium sized beige head. The aroma has sweet candi sugar, yeast, citrus and tropical fruits, with a mild bready note. The flavor is not nearly as sweet, still some tropical and citrus notes, herbal notes kick in, toasted bread, and hints of wood. Interesting enough and I like the story on the bottle.

3.4
drowland (8829) - Georgia, USA - SEP 15, 2013
9/15/13. 22oz bottle from Grassroots. Another pointless, giant story from Sweetwater without really telling us what the beer is. Oh well, I didn’t really care anyway. Chances are it will be mediocre. Here we go. Dark orange pour, almost amber, with a small khaki head that laces decently. Big floral aroma, minerally, reminds me of an English pale ale, but with some fruity Belgian yeast aspects. Sweet flavor, malty, caramel, a bitter hop character develops, more mineral aspects, floral, fruity. Meh.

3.3
SudsMcDuff (8438) - .....Manchester United.........., Texas, USA - OCT 18, 2013
had on draft, tasted blind .. . pours a deep yellow .. medium head, light lacing .. . some mild yeast and light bitterring hops .. . the abv is very toned down .. . not bad but sure doesn’t feel like a dank tank beer .. . . who was the most prolific communist leader of china... MAAAAOOO!!!!

3.7
drfabulous (8098) - Lexington, Kentucky, USA - AUG 31, 2013
Lexington Fest of Ales. Sweet orange body. A bit malty for style. Yeasty. Nice hop nose. Decent.

3.3
PorterPounder (8086) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - OCT 12, 2013
Conyers, Ga. - Sigman Bottle Shop - 22 oz bomber. Sparkling medium gold pour, soft white head. Aroma has some fruity notes with a hint of dates and molasses. Flavor has some brown sugar notes, some papaya fruitiness, a faint touch of muted citrus. Mouthfeel has a nice stickiness to it.

3.6
Strykzone (7430) - Wood River, Illinois, USA - MAR 13, 2014
Sampled at ESBLS. Hazy golden with a blotchy white head. Some lacing. Dank describes this well. It is also funky. Yeast with fruit and soft malts. Interesting stuff.


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