Abio (1868) - BERMUDA - JUN 7, 2017
Wow, this one! Another country with a lot of Inbev-crap, but what a crap! Thank you for reading. Marduk (8089) - Reval, ESTONIA - AUG 19, 2013
Tap. Clear golden color. Small white head, stays. Almost no aroma. So watery and tasteless. Thank Satan its not offensive just watery. Rob_D_UK (1369) - Madrid, SPAIN - MAY 15, 2013
Pours gold with a thick white head, quite carbonated with a hoppy taste and a relatively bitter finish. ManVsBeer (10800) - Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, ENGLAND - MAR 22, 2013
Pale yellow, slightly golden lager with no head. Has a small aroma, not a lot of flavour but is crisp. FaithHealer1 (358) - SCOTLAND - MAR 19, 2012
Keg at Dry Dock, Leeds. Pours a straw colour, decent pillowy head. Aroma is stagnant, skunky, very very faint hops. Taste is carbonated water with a small hop hint and a creaminess at the end. Watery body, finish is mercifully short. Taste isn’t offensive as such, but the aroma really is. This is truly terrible. I’d rather drink my own piss. Actually, I’d rather drink Chris de Burgh’s piss. Get me a doctor.
UPDATE: Scratch that thing about the taste not being offensive. Drank a big gulp to get rid of it, horrible soapy aftertaste, made me almost nauseous. This is true crap.
dynamiteninja (1872) - Norfolk, ENGLAND - JAN 26, 2012
Keg @ Charles XII, York. Pale gold. Thin white head. Fruit, corn, wheat, lager malt, hops. Fairly sweet for a lager. Crisp, refreshing, clean dry finish. maeib (8749) - Wootton, Northampton, Northamptonshire, ENGLAND - JAN 12, 2011
Keg Goose On Two Streets Northampton. A light golden beer with a whitish head and lacing. A cold, quick and dirty lager which has no finish and smells of ice. There’s not even a lagerish chemical kick to this. It actually tastes like water. Seriously. This is for people who don’t even like lager. wheresthepath (2352) - Buckinghamshire, ENGLAND - DEC 19, 2009
[Keg at Great Expectations, Reading] Pale gold, negligible white head, slight fizz. Thin, watery, sweet, some butter, very bland indeed. faroeviking (11024) - Chupando chellas es como ellas, FAROE ISLANDS - DEC 4, 2009
Can. Clear yellow colour, medium short white bubbly head. Weak hay aroma. Thin mouthfeel. Quite mild flavour of something hay hoppish with a mild bitterness towards the finish. Quite thin but drinkable. joe19612 (2995) - camberley, Surrey, ENGLAND - AUG 16, 2009
Can from Sainsbury’s. Poured a light gold colour with a thick white head. No aroma as such, the taste is very watery, nothing to report.