jmagnus87 (2912) - Rockford, Illinois, USA - DEC 13, 2014 sarro (134) - Ann Arbor, Michigan, USA - NOV 30, 2012
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Overloaded with acetone. Incredibly harsh and basically impossible and unhealthy to consume.
Sample during RBSG. From notes. Yuck. Straight nail polish remover and burned Ass. brokensail (16486) - Dublin, California, USA - JUL 12, 2014
Bottle @ Presidential Suite. Fuck you, Adam. Hazed golden pour with a white head. Smells like acetone. Holy paint thinner, Batman. Super intense celery and solvent character. Harsh alcohol and green apple, too. The taste is just awful. Tons of celery, green apple, booze, and paint thinner. This is brutal.
GenDV138 (7285) - Falls Church, Virginia, USA - JUL 4, 2014
This sums things up nicely: http://i.imgur.com/R14h1Br.gif
Bottle during RBSG 2014 Post-Grand Tasting Hotel Share. Hazy golden yellow with off-white head. Aromas of nail polish, tropical fruit, perfume. Tastes of big nail polish, tropical fruit, citrus. Medium-light body with a dry finish. Pretty awful, I gag just thinking about this beer. phaleslu (10325) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUN 30, 2014
750 ml bottle shared by TheAlum at RBSG, at the post-grand tasting bottle share. This one was already being bombed by the time I got to try it. And yeah, it has a big nail polish character. It also has apple, grape, minerals, metal, and sweat. Light-bodied, with medium carbonation and a sweet, dry, chemical mouthfeel. Something went way wrong here. I can’t believe a brewer with their reputation would sell it, honestly. It’s gross. Not as bad as a Lithuanian malt liquor disguised as a bock, but still really bad. Frank (4208) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUN 26, 2014
Finally, a horrible craft beer from a well liked brewer that people actually rate as if it’s horrible! I would give this a twenty in overall impression for this reason alone were it not so absolutely horrendous. It smells in tastes like those Lithuanian novelty beers that seem to be fermented corn syrup. It is sweet and grainy with an apple Jolly Rancher thing taking a prominent roll--only somehow worse than that even. I just can’t describe how bad this is. It hurts to drink almost immediately and even thinking about it hurts later. I tried this at RBSG and it is by far the worst beer I had and I tried about twenty different malt liquors.
CanIHave4Beers (4187) - Pouring Bus, Iowa, USA - JUN 21, 2014
Pours very hazy, lots of lace & small head.
DrSilverworm (9671) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUN 21, 2014
Aroma is ridiculous, sherry oxidation, bourbon, booze, acetone. It’s got vanilla, it’s offensive.
The flavor is oxidized, bourbony, lightly sour. Goodness.
Lot’s of vinegar, wood, whatever.
750ml bright red wax bottle. Tasted at RBSG grand tasting post-tasting. Hazy amber color. Thin off-white head. Loose lace. Fuck. Everyone was talking about nail polish, and I was like, "come on, give it a fair shake". But shit, nose is straight nail polish, WTF ? After smelling, I am very nervous to sip. Shit. More nail polish in flavor. One of the worst beers I’ve ever had as far as aromatic. Tart taste. Medium body. Smooth, kind of soft, lighter carbonation. Light dry finish. What. The Fuck. If I bought this I would take it back to the brewery and figure out what the hell was going on. Knowing 3F this was probably a $30+ bottle. Reputable brewers are supposed to dump shit like this, not bottle and sell it. I guess there is a sea of suckers for 3F... One of the worst "craft" beers I’ve ever had. Couldn’t even finish my 3oz sample kbudd19 (1019) - Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA - JUN 21, 2014
Bottle. Clear yellow pour, aroma of paint thinner and nail polish. Taste, my mouth hurts, this is awful. jcwattsrugger (12433) - Florida and, New Jersey, USA - JUN 21, 2014
Brians description fits but was not enough of a warning. I had firewater in China that burnt less going down. Ferris (15901) - Burnaby, British Columbia, CANADA - JUN 21, 2014
Bottle - Sour apples, but in an acetone way not cider. Cloudy gold with a thin white had. Apple jailhouse hooch. Why?