100% fewer strokes
Come one, come all to the second ever edition of Muckfest. This exciting two-day beer event will be the talk of the town (too bad the town is Lancaster). The first Muckfest was an incredible success, but this year’s event is sure to put fewer people in the hospital. Don’t take my word for it, however, just listen to what the experts have to say...
Brian "Ogglethorp" Overbey says: "Where are my shoes?"
John "Nolankowal" Buckley opines: "Macgruder approves!"
Planned features: Campfire, horseshoes, music?, trampoline games, nature Pud, pond jumping, Walken, beer, food, Warlock, repeating stories we’ve all heard 1,000 times, ice cream truck obstacle course, and Joe’s bachelor party!!!
Location: Baldwizard compound. Beermail for address if needed.
What to bring: Beer, food, lawn chair, clean socks, sunscreen, tent, midgets.
When: Saturday afternoon through Sunday night/Monday morning.
Contact thebaldwizard with questions.Cost:
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