23 Reasons Florida (Yes, Florida) Is Quite Possibly The Best State In America

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joeneugs
beers 6276 º places 241 º 19:50 Thu 3/27/2014

The Everglades and Cuban sandwiches for the win!

 
drowland
beers 8114 º places 256 º 20:03 Thu 3/27/2014

Originally posted by RABinVA
another big hit to the already shaky credibility of HuffPo.


Wait, it was shaky? I thought it was widely known as BS.

 
drowland
beers 8114 º places 256 º 20:03 Thu 3/27/2014

Originally posted by drowland
Originally posted by RABinVA
another big hit to the already shaky credibility of HuffPo.


Wait, it was shaky? I thought it was widely known as BS.


(except the CCB part)

 
Sarlacc83
beers 2173 º places 107 º 21:08 Thu 3/27/2014

#25: The warm weather bakes old people so that every place you go smells like death!

 
Reid
beers 2450 º places 54 º 21:11 Thu 3/27/2014

only 3 times in FLA..all The Redneck Riviera..very much liked the BJs

 
Homer321
beers 4600 º places 30 º 21:16 Thu 3/27/2014

Originally posted by TheWhiteWolf
Respect bitch ninjas.

Nice. Classy. Both.

 
drowland
beers 8114 º places 256 º 21:26 Thu 3/27/2014

Oh, nvm

 
keanex
beers 1799 º places 63 º 21:40 Thu 3/27/2014

Yeah, except that requires having to live in Florida. Thatís a lot coming from someone in NJ.

 
Drake
beers 13257 º places 761 º 22:10 Thu 3/27/2014

1) Sinkholes.
2) Massive insects.
3) Reptiles that can actually kill you.
4) Oppressive heat and humidity.
5) Jeb Bush, Rick Scott, Katherine Harris etc.
6) Racist enforcement of Stand Your Ground, racist voter roll purges, racist, racist, racist.
7) Hurricanes.

Now, I have lived and do live in a state that has one of two of these features. But no amount of Florida weisse could get me to live in a place that features all of those.

Along with Arizona, Florida is a dead to me state. No offense, Dak.

 
Ibrew2or3
beers 8458 º places 353 º 22:22 Thu 3/27/2014

Originally posted by Drake
1) Sinkholes.
2) Massive insects.
3) Reptiles that can actually kill you.
4) Oppressive heat and humidity.
5) Jeb Bush, Rick Scott, Katherine Harris etc.
6) Racist enforcement of Stand Your Ground, racist voter roll purges, racist, racist, racist.
7) Hurricanes.

Now, I have lived and do live in a state that has one of two of these features. But no amount of Florida weisse could get me to live in a place that features all of those.

Along with Arizona, Florida is a dead to me state. No offense, Dak.


What!? No mention of Ronda Storms. Sorry, you donít know how shitty it can get in the F an L. To put it lightly, sheís a fuckiní train wreck.