How to combat frequent trips to the bathroom?

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123chug
places 29 º 14:51 Sat 4/1/2017

Fellow beer drinkers.
At times, ( usually vacations) I love to drink a lot of beer.
In terms of then having to urintate,
I am fine with drinking a fair amount of beer on the first day or night, maybe even into the second day in a row.
After that,,, say if I am enjoying a three day week end or something like a 7 day cruise I find myself having to go way to often.

It’s almost like drink a beer, empty a beer. It happens even when I sleep.
If I’m out and far from a bathroom it can be awful. The urge hits very suddenly.

I am pushing 60 and never had the issue until about 5 years ago.
I’ve tried Saw Palmetto and doing the infamous Kegel type exercises.
Nothing helps me if I when I’m into day three.

It’s like I’m a different person.
Any ideas?
( please not the obvious sit don’t drink three days in a row, I know that, vacations are for fun)
Thanks!

 
Homer321
beers 5369 º places 54 º 15:01 Sat 4/1/2017

Piss yourself.
/thread

 
blipp
beers 14843 º places 219 º 15:03 Sat 4/1/2017

I’m in the process of inventing a catheter that connects to a tube that runs down your leg and exits the tip of your shoe. Easy discrete urination in any outdoor environment or anywhere you can find a potted plant.

 
WingmanWillis
admin
beers 1562 º places 1908 º 15:58 Sat 4/1/2017

Adult nappy?

 
Leighton
beers 33714 º places 1204 º 16:03 Sat 4/1/2017

Interesting thread...

I have never heard of this affliction. I would have thought that one’s body more or less ’clears the decks’ each night. I mean, it’s not like your body stockpiles piss, right?

My first thought, honestly, was an adult diaper, but I don’t know the specifics of your circumstances so that may not be an option.

 
CLevar
places 23 º 17:31 Sat 4/1/2017

Soak in the pool while drinking. Problem solved.

Just ask homer.

 
hawthorne00
beers 8457 º places 63 º 06:29 Sun 4/2/2017

Could be associated with diabetes, prostate problems, kidney problems. When sleeping, usually a hormone prevents the urge. Have you tried a doctor?

 
MacBoost
beers 2074 º places 37 º 06:58 Sun 4/2/2017

Eat salty foods before/while drinking

 
StefanSD
beers 2449 º places 57 º 07:01 Sun 4/2/2017

This was an April fools thread, right.

 
jjsint
beers 7717 º places 1335 º 08:24 Tue 4/4/2017

I pissed myself while reading this thread. Oh irony, thy name is RateBeer.

 
AdamChandler
beers 6124 º places 278 º 08:32 Tue 4/4/2017

You should build one of these. Just strategically have hoses around the house that you pee into (definitely one under the kitchen table so you can discreetly just piss right in there)

then weekly, just filter it and water your grass with it or drink it i really don’t care

https://survivial-training.wonderhowto.com/how-to/purify-urine-for-drinking-with-emergency-solar-still-0116328/