Startling news

I have absolutely no startling beer-related statistics apart from the fact that there was a loud cheer after the 95th minute on saturday from 2 people in a bar in Tallinn.

Let’s hope that the Arse get delhi-belly from a pre-match cuzza next week, in order to guarantee a layer-5 team in the semis. Alas, I’ll find it hard to cheer for Millwall, no matter how much I like seeing overpaid twonks getting a thrashing.