Sexy Beer Labels

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joet
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beers 2872 º places 125 º 08:58 Tue 2/8/2011

Ten sexy beer labels from the Dallas Observer.

I’m glad today’s brewers aren’t, by and large, pandering to least common denominators like the big mega commercial brewers.

One other comment is that inclusion of Brother Thelonious is saying something very weird about that skull. Did I say this was from Dallas?

 
Papsoe
beers 25045 º places 4 º 09:30 Tue 2/8/2011

Still nothing beats this:

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/124806.jpg

Would this be a hit in Boston?

 
Doodler
beers 331 º places 5 º 09:35 Tue 2/8/2011
 
GT
beers 10000 º places 672 º 10:05 Tue 2/8/2011

Article could be renamed: "Google image search results for beer label with girl plus random crap like old men"

 
Savvy1982
beers 1706 º places 70 º 10:09 Tue 2/8/2011

Originally posted by tarheels86
Article could be renamed: "Google image search results for beer label with girl plus random crap like old men"


Yep.

Just off the top of my head I can think of a TON of better examples than the ones shown here. Lazy, pointless, filler.

 
gunhaver
beers 1030 º places 13 º 10:17 Tue 2/8/2011

sure is fun to read an article written by someone who forgot he had a deadline

 
fata2683
beers 2176 º places 131 º 10:20 Tue 2/8/2011

I bought this beer in Prague just because of the label http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/rohozec-skalak-344ezany-lezak-11o/79592/55046/

 
Beerlando
beers 3343 º places 70 º 10:37 Tue 2/8/2011

We used to get L’Alsacienne Sans Culotte here in Orlando, but it has been many years since it was on the shelves. It had a gold scratch off foil covering the chick’s ass. Not much of a beer, but it was fun to take to parties and such.

It actually helped me out when I was in college. Most guys would bring PBR cans to parties, and I’d occasionally bring a few sixers of this stuff. The chicks loved it.

 
GT
beers 10000 º places 672 º 10:43 Tue 2/8/2011

So....within 30 minutes we already have a better article

 
LinusStick
beers 3601 º places 66 º 11:18 Tue 2/8/2011

I still have 5 bottles of Nude Beer (the one with the topless women on the bottle with the scratch off material over their boobies)

 
joet
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beers 2872 º places 125 º 11:21 Tue 2/8/2011

Originally posted by tarheels86
So....within 30 minutes we already have a better article


What? You don’t like the appealing nature of Santa’s butt?

And yeah, Well Hung Wine is not a beer label I don’t think.