La Porte Noire

67, Rue des Alexiens
Brussels, Belgium 1000
bar  4.3/5.0 66 reviews
Opens 4:00 PM winter, 6:00 PM summer, closed Su

Mayor: EdKing (1) | Taps: 8 | Bottles: 80 - 100
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  • AMBIANCE 5/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 11/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 8/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
AllGrainForever15  (89) Leuven, Belgium | October 3, 2018
76
  • AMBIANCE 5/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 9/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 9/10
  • OVERALL 16/20
EdKing  (247) London, England | August 21, 2018| Updated August 23, 2018
Downstairs 16th century cellar bar slightly to the edge of the centre of Brussels (so less touristy). Said to be ‘Celtic themed’ although all I could see was a sword and a Welsh shield. Some Irish punters in though. Very nice romantic and atmospheric. Beer list is decent. About 10 taps although some obvious stuff like like Magma and Zinnebeer. Service was a little slow on a Tuesday night. Girl on her own working really hard. Would expect two people with this number of punters but she did well. If I was bringing a girl for a drink this would be the place, although I’m guessing it gets waaay more busy towards the the end of the week. Very good prices.
80
  • AMBIANCE 4/5
  • SERVICE 7/10
  • SELECTION 12/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 7/10
  • OVERALL 17/20
SlackerMads  (45) , Denmark | August 8, 2018
Centrally located cellar bar that doesn't attract much attention to itself from the outside. Inside it's a dark dungeon with brick walls and wooden interior. The beer selection is good with something like 10 taps and a decent bottle list. Friendly and down to earth service. Smoking lounge and darts in the back and they had some stoner rock playing when I was there. Perhaps not so much a beer destination, but a good place to vistit late in the evening to pound some quality beers without too much hassle.
74
  • AMBIANCE 4/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 10/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 7/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
SinH4  (360) Garching b. München, Germany | July 12, 2018
This is a Celtic-themed cellar bar with no phone reception (so maybe it's wise to check the beer list online before to find ticks). Staff is attentive and nice, selection is fairly standard for a good Brussels place - so definitely quality to have, though maybe not so many ticks. Large Whisky selection as well. I can understand how people spend too much time here at nights.Fun!
80
  • AMBIANCE 4/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 12/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 8/10
  • OVERALL 16/20
DraftWhisperer85  (143) Sint-truiden, Belgium | July 3, 2018
Schitterend gelegen zaak in de kelder, kelder met welfsels. Uitstekende bierselectie , Orval Ambassadeur
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  • AMBIANCE 5/5
  • SERVICE 6/10
  • SELECTION 12/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 8/10
  • OVERALL 13/20
Christian  (273) Odense, Denmark | May 1, 2018
Really cosy cellar bar with raw brick walls and a laid back atmosphere. Good selection which included Den Ranke and De La Senne.
70
  • AMBIANCE 3/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 9/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 9/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
Travlr  (3524) Charlotte , North Carolina | March 2, 2018
This place really does have a black door. Really. It's a scruffy place, a dive bar in the good sense of the word. Friendly and laid back, good prices, good vibe. A nice last stop of the evening.
76
  • AMBIANCE 3/5
  • SERVICE 8/10
  • SELECTION 12/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 9/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
ekstedt  (294) Göteborg, Sweden | September 25, 2017
Dark cellar vault, not my favoutrite type of bar location. Very good draught selection though, with fair prices. Friendly service.
74
  • AMBIANCE 5/5
  • SERVICE 7/10
  • SELECTION 10/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 9/10
  • OVERALL 15/20
rami_pl  (138) Warsaw, Poland | August 31, 2017
Stara piwnica z ciekawym i bardzo tanim wyborem na kranach, nieco na sredniowiecze wnetrze stylizowane (no nie wiem, czy mi sie to podobi), fajny kolo za barem, fajne ceny... no ciezko sie czepiac czegokolwiek... byli raczej lokalesi niz turysci
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  • AMBIANCE 1/5
  • SERVICE 7/10
  • SELECTION 5/15
  • FOOD N/A
  • VALUE 6/10
  • OVERALL 12/20
natchoupe  (5) , England | July 29, 2017
A bit seedy. I didn’t like the atmosphere at all. :/

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