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In case you hadn’t heard, there’s going to be a bacon shortage next year, and guess who is to blame? That’s right, Famine, the third brother has ridden in on his black horse, bearing his scales and taken away your delicious pork treats. But as least as the droughts set in there will be some Famine to drink, not that it will help in the long run. Food for thought: For added irony, drink Famine during your various acts of holiday gluttony!