The unsuspecting Unicorn was decorating eggs when from out of no hare, he heard, "Your ass is artificial Easter basket grass!" Before he could get a peep, an Easter Bunny, in a ball of furry, attacked with kung (bunny foo) fu carrot-ty chops. The Unicorn whipped the hare back and forth, fighting the Easter Bunny’s intense hop kick with a wheat wine. Don’t worry, the bunny was charged was energized battery, and the unicorn shall live to dye eggs another day.