When drinking my beer, sometimes I wonder; who would like this beer and drink it? Is it a beer that Babe Ruth would have drunk...probably...Is it a beer that Yanni would drink...God, I hope not! Wait, what am I saying...I’m sure Yanni doesn’t even drink beer, probably only some kind of fruity wine cooler or something...perhaps Zima...?
I believe that when someone drinks Zima it’s a cry for help. "look at me", they say, "i’m drinking Zima, I’ve given up on life...I probably ...