Member since Oct 21 2009
Avg Score Given 5
Avg Beer Rated 3.58

Hi my name is Braxton, but I have many nicknames including B, Brax, Brak, Brakkie, and Braxto. I like beer and I like to drink it because the psychoactive drug that it contains, ethanol, makes me feel warm and tingly inside and helps me to forget the painful facts of my life and how I came to be on this earth. My father, who abandoned me as soon as he learned that he successfully fertilized one of my alcoholic prostitute mother’s eggs, was a convicted heroin dealer and murderer from East ...
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