Woke up at 4 am. Prayed and read the bible for an hour. Ate some slightly burned porridge. Stared at wall. Tended the gardens. Fed the cat. Prayed again. Stared at some pigeons. Drank some Dark Monk. Was lead to the dark side. Fiddled with witchcraft and sorcery. Brewed up some poison. Fed it to the pigeons. Drank some more Dark Monk. Felt better. Ate the cat. Took a stroll down the devils alley. Drank even more Dark Monk. Passed out in a pile of horse manure. Went to bed at 1 am.
Brewer: Stronzo Brewing Co.
Alcohol Content: 8.2%