Listen. Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went ’round sayin’ I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.
Brewer: Moon River Brewing Company
Style: English Strong Ale
Alcohol Content: 7.3%