You can find me at Monty’s Krown just about every Thursday night.
Brewing Status:
In bottles:
Junk Punch Double IPA
Dupa Dupa Scotch Ale
Chocolate Hazelnut Porter
Primary 1: Empty
Secondary 1: Empty
Primary 2: Empty
Secondary 2: Empty
3 Gallon Carboy: Empty
Damn! I need to brew!
Next to brew:
El Jefe’s Hefe
Texan Bock of the Dead
Red, Wheat, & Blue
Xbox Live Gamertag: ElJefe520
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1FastSTI
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BBB63
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Footbalm
Frank
Goldtwins
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hellomynameis
hopheadmom
Hopscotch
HotStuff
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Kevin
kp
magicbill
moejuck
MrFacto
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OhioDad
RatedX
ricklikebeer
Sliffy
SpringsLicker
sprinkle
Styles
TAR
TheBeerCellar2
thedm
UncleJedi
zach8270
Milestones:
100: Dogfish Head World Wide Stout 2003
200: Southern Tier Imperial Oatmeal Stout
300: Southern Tier Jah-va Imperial Coffee Stout
400: Three Floyds Dark Lord
500: Southern Tier Choklat Imperial Stout
Currently in the process of entering my backlog of 800+ ratings...
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here’s how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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You can find me at Monty’s Krown just about every Thursday night.
Brewing Status:
In bottles:
Junk Punch Double IPA
Dupa Dupa Scotch Ale
Chocolate Hazelnut Porter
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