I don’t believe in the word "overrated."
5.0—heavenly: the perfect beer. Not a single thing can be made to make it better.
4.5-4.9—phenomenal: ecstasy in liquid form. It is so good I want to bathe in it. To the extent that I may never find perfection, this is as good as I expect the best beers in the world to be.
4.0-4.4—excellent: an unforgettable experience. It may not even be my style, but God knows it’s good stuff.
3.5-3.9—great: I will happily drink and enjoy one again and again, but I won’t call it one of my very favorites.
3.0-3.4—good: above average, and I’ll never turn one down, but there are better choices out there.
2.5-2.9—acceptable: I enjoy it on the grounds that I like beer, but there will typically be a better choice. Either a good example of a simple style or a poor example of a better style.
2.0-2.4—mediocre: I will happily have it in a social context if there’s no better choice, but I won’t go out of my way to drink one.
1.5-1.9—boring: it may be an inoffensive thirst-quencher, but as a beer I don’t like it. Either an average lager or a very poor example of other styles.
1.0-1.4—bad: I’d rather have water. I really need to get drunk if I’m drinking it.
0.7-0.9—horrible: I wonder how other people even enjoy this. You don’t have to be a beer enthusiast to question the existence of this beer.
0.6—God-awful: it is insulting that this thing calls itself "beer." What a tribulation it is to even have a sip of it.
0.5—worse than Natty Ice: well, that probably says it all. I may or may not have had such beer before, but if I ever did or ever do, it is a memory I’m blocking.
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I don’t believe in the word "overrated."
5.0—heavenly: the perfect beer. Not a single thing can be made to make it better.
4.5-4.9—phenomenal: ecstasy in liquid form. It is so good I want to bathe in it. To the extent that I may never find perfection, this is as good as I expect the best beers in the world to be.
4.0-4.4—excellent: an unforgettable experience. It may not even be my style, but God knows it’s good stuff.
3.5-3.9—great: I will happily drink and enjoy one again and ...
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