unclemattie, the increasingly despicable curator of this Museum of the Damned.
-ChainGangGuy
That UncleMattie is one tough customer! Unclemattie allegedly accosted some underage skateboarders recently at North Point Mall. Just like his reviews here, his saucy exhortations were laced with profanity, double-entendre, and even thinly veiled references to burlesque theater.
-ChainGangGuy