MaiBockAddict

MaiBockAddict Good Beer Bar Deprived, New Jersey Joined: Mar 28, 2003 Last seen: Sep 25, 2011 1498 beer ratings · 76 place ratings Avg Score Given: 3.68 · Avg Beer Rated: 3.4 · Favorite style: Doppelbock
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HeBrew Miraculous Jewbelation Eighth Anniversary Ale	American Strong Ale	3.3	10/3/2005
Appalachian Water Gap Wheat	Wheat Ale	3	10/3/2005
Duysters Loterbol Bruin	Belgian Strong Ale	4.4	10/1/2005
Petrus Aged Pale	Sour Ale/Wild Ale	4.2	10/1/2005
Petrus Tripel	Abbey Tripel	3.9	10/1/2005
Petrus Winterbier	Belgian Ale	3.7	10/1/2005
Flying Dog Dogtoberfest	Oktoberfest/Märzen	3.2	10/1/2005
Midnight Sun Monk’s Mistress	Belgian Strong Ale	4.3	9/30/2005
Boulder Beer Mojo IPA	India Pale Ale (IPA)	4.3	9/30/2005
Bert Grants Hopzilla IPA	India Pale Ale (IPA)	4.1	9/30/2005

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top styles

Belgian Strong Ale	93
India Pale Ale (IPA)	92
Porter	71
Barley Wine	62
Premium Bitter/ESB	57
American Pale Ale	55
Imperial Stout	50
Abbey Tripel	49
Brown Ale	38
Amber Ale	35
Pilsener	35
Saison	34
German Hefeweizen	34
Oktoberfest/Märzen	31
Stout	31

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Beer list is for reference only, but beers would be available for RB group tastings...

"Kick off your high heels, let down your hair. Paradise ain’t far from there." Bon Scott **************************************** "The chatter of inferior weeklings wearies me" Garth

"Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers." -Claven

I was sent from planet Gyron to conquer the Earth
I had a terrific plan I thought it would work
Tried to get the earthlings all to kill each other You see
But it all went wrong and now I must decree

You are worthless, Alec Baldwin You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling’ and you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
That’s why I blew your head off
And your children are all Baldwin

Planet Gyron is inhabited with Zypods like me
But also with Balmacks who are giant bees
The Zypods and the Balmacks are at constant war
So we wanted a new home and that’s what Earth was for

But you are worthless, Alec Baldwin You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You fucked up my whole plan
And now Gyron is smeared with Balmack Pollen

Your garbage needs some hauling’ And you’re worthless, Alec Baldwin
Now I must return home a failure
I’m afraid the pit of Cry rock is calling
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