| Thirsty Planet A Hot Mess Inside A Dumpster Fire Inside A Train Wreck Pale Ale | 6.1 | 12/28/2020 | Rate | 3.06 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Bass Amp Red Ale / International Amber Ale | 5.6 | 5/21/2021 | Rate | 3.09 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Black Bucket IPA - Black / Brown / Cascadian Dark | 5.8 | 10/23/2014 | Rate | 2.83 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Bucket Head IPA IIPA DIPA - Imperial / Double IPA | 8.9 | 6/24/2010 | Rate | 3.42 | 37 | 67 |
| Thirsty Planet Bucket Head IPA - Double Dry Hopped IIPA DIPA - Imperial / Double IPA | - | 10/29/2011 | Rate | 2.87 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet ChiGoatle Flavored - Other | - | 10/29/2012 | Rate | 2.84 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Cosmic Butterfly Berliner Weisse - Flavored / Catharina Sour | 3.9 | 4/24/2019 | Rate | | | 0 |
| Thirsty Planet Dance Pants Kölsch / Kölsch-Style | 5.6 | 7/5/2019 | Rate | 3.21 | | 2 |
| Thirsty Planet Double Bucket Head IPA IIPA DIPA - Imperial / Double IPA | - | 4/10/2011 | Rate | 3.38 | 34 | 17 |
| Thirsty Planet Dr. Brown Brown Ale | - | 6/3/2014 | Rate | 2.9 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Fat Bat IPA - Hazy (NEIPA) | 5.8 | 5/16/2022 | Rate | 3.06 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Franklin (BBQ) Smoked Porter Porter - Smoked | 6.0 | 6/17/2012 | Rate | 3.48 | 87 | 11 |
| Thirsty Planet Hatch Dillo Flavored - Other | 4.0 | 9/27/2014 | Rate | 2.88 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Jittery Monk Dubbel | - | 5/23/2012 | Rate | 3.28 | 69 | 10 |
| Thirsty Planet Lemongrass Bitch Beer Wheat Ale | 4.5 | 4/12/2014 | Rate | 2.87 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Magic Harvest Flavored - Other | 5.8 | 1/17/2013 | Rate | 2.73 | | 2 |
| Thirsty Planet Man in a Van IPA IPA | 5.8 | 9/9/2020 | Rate | 3.11 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Neon Rattlesnake Gose - Flavored | 3.6 | 2/28/2022 | Rate | 2.83 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Pail Head Pale Ale - American (APA) | - | 10/3/2014 | Rate | 3.07 | | 2 |
| Thirsty Planet Pumpkin Masala Flavored - Other | - | 10/29/2011 | Rate | 2.83 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Rye Porter Porter - Flavored | 5.8 | 4/12/2014 | Rate | 2.91 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Silverback Pale Ale - American (APA) | - | 1/19/2011 | Rate | 3.02 | | 5 |
| Thirsty Planet Smittlefest Märzen / Oktoberfest Bier | - | 10/13/2011 | Rate | 3.21 | | 8 |
| Thirsty Planet Spot On Pils Pilsener - Bohemian / Czech | 4.4 | 4/28/2020 | Rate | 3.09 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Thirsty Goat Red Ale / International Amber Ale | 6.5 | 6/24/2010 | Rate | 3.11 | 56 | 61 |
| Thirsty Planet Three Strangers (E.A.S.T. Artist Series 2019) Dark Lager - India / Hoppy | 5.6 | 11/24/2019 | Rate | 3.21 | | 2 |
| Thirsty Planet TraditionALE Pale Ale - American (APA) | 5.5 | 9/1/2012 | Rate | 2.81 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Trunk Pop'n IPA IPA | 5.75 | 10/27/2019 | Rate | 3.09 | | 1 |
| Thirsty Planet Wandering Wood Porter - Smoked | 6.1 | 3/19/2014 | Rate | 3.2 | | 4 |
| Thirsty Planet Werk Ethic Pale Lager - American | 5.1 | 11/14/2022 | Rate | 2.93 | | 2 |
| Thirsty Planet Yellow Armadillo Wheat Wheat Ale | 4.0 | 6/24/2010 | Rate | 3.06 | 53 | 23 |
