Creative ratings?

This is area I do not understand as to why the ratings all read the similar???

Where is the creative narration of the enjoyment of wonderful beverages?

I wish that people would do the needful and not just say thing like "hint of acorn with a butter and musky after-tone - pour like blah blah blah - have froth head. etc...."

I wish that the people would speak of great experience while drinking the lovely liquids and not just talk of same thing by many people!

I love you.

you are free to rate any way you please, same with everybody else.

Not everyone has the talent to work the words "glorious buttcheeks" into every rating.

Originally posted by jtclockwork
Not everyone has the talent to work the words "glorious buttcheeks" into every rating.

Buzzed quick?

When I browse reviews, I generally skip the short and generic ones and pay attention to the long and inspired ones. I find that sorting them by Highest score and reading the rates for either the highest or lowest scores awarded provides the most amusing, satisfying experience. I certainly appreciate a good, creative, inspired rate, they always are the most insightful. I gloss over the 1-sentence 1-ounce-pour rates entirely, they are useless to me.

Hello Bartalone der, I am fan of your ratings and follow you with much devotion.

I think you include much passion and have similar taste in beer as me, Silu.

PS: I love buttcheeks.

Thank you Silu - I LIKE YOUR PICTURE OF zOO AND ANIMAL DRINK AREA!

Originally posted by honest_silu
Hello Bartalone der, I am fan of your ratings and follow you with much devotion.

I think you include much passion and have similar taste in beer as me, Silu.

PS: I love buttcheeks.

soy sauce?

Uve to be in GG? I’m in Redondo - Cheers

Originally posted by womencantsail
Buzzed quick?

As a counter argument, your ratings are just as equally nonsense to me with no description of what the beer was psychically like. If I read that rating for La Terrible, I could not decipher if it was good, bad, blonde, dark, bitter, sweet, Belgian, American, ale, lager. Really nothing.

I appreciate your input. I guess I like to have fun with things - you telling me that a beer has a hint of "tree bark" is as informative to me as my "glorious buttcheeks" comment is to you.

Originally posted by GT2
As a counter argument, your ratings are just as equally nonsense to me with no description of what the beer was psychically like. If I read that rating for La Terrible, I could not decipher if it was good, bad, blonde, dark, bitter, sweet, Belgian, American, ale, lager. Really nothing.