Originally posted by DuffMan
Originally posted by fly
Originally posted by DuffMan
A pirate stumps into a bar and orders a jug of rum. He is a weathered, grizzled old pirate with a peg-leg on the left, an eyepatch on the right, and hook where his left hand used to be. The bartender is fascinated by his appearance, and serving him his rum he can’t help but ask: "Geez mate, I bet you’ve got some stories to tell! If you don’t mind me asking, how did you lose your leg?"
The pirate takes a swig from the jug and growls "A mean fookin’ shark bit it clean off when I fell overboard during a battle with the bloody Spaniards."
The bartender is impressed with this and asks "That’s incredible! So how did you lose your hand?"
The pirate takes another swig and says "I was in a foight to the death with a six foot tall marauder, and just as I sunk me blade into his guts, he chopped off me hand with his cutlass."
The bartender is awestruck at the toughness of this swarthy character and asks "Did he stab you in the eye before he died? Is that how you got the patch?"
"Naw", says the pirate, "A seagull shit in me eye."
Confused, the bartender asks "Wait a minute. You’ve fought sharks and marauders, but it was seagull poop that blinded your right eye?"
"Not exactly," says the pirate. "It was me first day with the hook."
I don’t get it.  
Ok I edited it by adding one sentence. See if that clicks
Could you type it all again, but more slowly? |
Originally posted by DuffMan
A pirate stumps into a bar and orders a jug of rum. He is a weathered, grizzled old pirate with a peg-leg on the left, an eyepatch on the right, and hook where his left hand used to be. The bartender is fascinated by his appearance, and serving him his rum he can’t help but ask: "Geez mate, I bet you’ve got some stories to tell! If you don’t mind me asking, how did you lose your leg?"
The pirate takes a swig from the jug and growls "A mean fookin’ shark bit it clean off when I fell overboard during a battle with the bloody Spaniards."
The bartender is impressed with this and asks "That’s incredible! So how did you lose your hand?"
The pirate takes another swig and says "I was in a foight to the death with a six foot tall marauder, and just as I sunk me blade into his guts, he chopped off me hand with his cutlass. And that’s how I got me this hook."
The bartender is awestruck at the toughness of this swarthy character and asks "Did he stab you in the eye before he died? Is that how you got the patch?"
"Naw", says the pirate, "A seagull shit in me eye."
Confused, the bartender asks "Wait a minute. You’ve fought sharks and marauders, but it was seagull poop that blinded your right eye?"
"Not exactly," says the pirate. "It was me first day with the hook."
A pirate stumps into a bar and orders a jug of rum. He is a weathered, grizzled old pirate with a peg-leg on the left, an eyepatch on the right, and hook where his left hand used to be. The bartender is fascinated by his appearance, and serving him his rum he can’t help but ask: "Geez mate, I bet you’ve got some stories to tell! If you don’t mind me asking, how did you lose your leg?"
"Actually I do mind you asking that question" answered the pirate.
"I am sorry, sir, please excuse my curiosity" said the bartender and went to prepare another order. |
