When drinking my beer, sometimes I wonder; who would like this beer and drink it? Is it a beer that Babe Ruth would have drunk...probably...Is it a beer that Yanni would drink...God, I hope not! Wait, what am I saying...I’m sure Yanni doesn’t even drink beer, probably only some kind of fruity wine cooler or something...perhaps Zima...? I believe that when someone drinks Zima it’s a cry for help. "look at me", they say, "i’m drinking Zima, I’ve given up on life...I probably listen to Kenny G, I’m probably wearing pajamas with little ducks on them...please give me a slap in the face, a hug, and a craft beer..." After all, you know what they say... "drink Zima once, shame on you. Drink Zima twice, shame on me" [ less ]

When drinking my beer, sometimes I wonder; who would like this beer and drink it? Is it a beer that Babe Ruth would have drunk...probably...Is it a beer that Yanni would drink...God, I hope not! Wait, what am I saying...I’m sure Yanni doesn’t even drink beer, probably only some kind of fruity wine cooler or something...perhaps Zima...? I believe that when someone drinks Zima it’s a cry for help. "look at me", they say, "i’m drinking Zima, I’ve given up on life...I probably ...
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