FREE BEER WEEK: MOTORTODDHEAD EDITION

MOTORTODDHEAD IS A BADASS WHO LET ME SWIPE 4 BOTTLES OF NEW GLARUS FRUIT BEERS FROM A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF NEW GLARUS FRUIT STUFF HE BROUGHT TO AN EVENT THIS PAST SUMMER BECAUSE HE DOESN’T DRINK THAT FRUITY OR SOUR STUFF. I BROUGHT THEM HOME AND SHARED THEM WITH MY (VERY HAPPY) WIFE.

AS A BELATED RETURN GESTURE, I AM GIVING AWAY A BOX OF MOTORTODDHEAD’S FAVORITE STYLES FROM MY LOCAL BREWERIES - BIG, MALT-FORWARD STUFF LIKE IMPERIAL STOUTS, BARLEY WINES, AND ALL MANNER OF AMERICAN STRONG ALES.

FOR THIS CONTEST, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE REGISTERED AS THE RATEBEER USER NAMED MOTORTODDHEAD (54263) AND REPLY TO THIS THREAD WITH LITERALLY ANYTHING IN THE REPLY BOX. I WILL THEN SEND YOU A PRIVATE MESSAGE ASKING FOR YOUR SHIPPING ADDRESS.

IF YOU ARE NOT THE USER NAMED MOTORTODDHEAD, YOU MAY REPLY TO THIS THREAD WITH SOME KICK-ASS AND/OR METAL SHIT. ONCE MOTORTODDHEAD REPLIES, THE CONTEST PORTION OF THE THREAD WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND I WILL JUDGE WHICH POST IS THE MOST KICK-ASS. WHOEVER HAS POSTED THE MOST KICK-ASS SHIT ("MOST" = "MOST KICK-ASS," NOT MOST QUANTITY!) WILL ALSO RECEIVE A BOX. IT WILL BE A SMALLER BOX THAN MOTORTODDHEAD GETS AND WILL BE LESS METAL THAN HIS BOX. EVERYONE MAY POST JUST ONCE, EXCEPT MOTORTODDHEAD, WHO MAY POST AS MANY TIMES AS HE DAMN WELL PLEASES.

THIS IS OPEN TO ANY USER WITHIN THE CONTINENTAL US.

from the man himself. Still have the pic on my beer fridge 2 years later

Fixed it! It’s Lemmy doing Shakespeare in a B-Movie.

jtclockwork, you better figure it out and edit that post instead of posting a second time, or you will be BANEHAMMERED from this contest.

Thanks for the opportunity!

TL;DR. Are we supposed to submit our best Justin Bieber stories? He’s pretty metal. I have plenty! That kid knows how to party.

IVE DONE SEVERAL IP TRADES WITH MOTORTODDHEAD AND I CAN SAY WITHOUT A DOUBT THIS IS THE BEST FREE BEER WEEK EDITION IVE EVER SEEN. WELL DONE.
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